Well, I don't even...

[garrett_cain]

The only place I'll go skinny dipping on the Other Side is in the pool.

Testicle-eating fish found.

Comments

[elari_brooks]

But is it just a crime of opportunity? ;)

[garrett_cain]

No.

You see the teeth on that thing! Good gods! Just thinking about it makes my balls draw up.

[elari_brooks]

Those are creepy looking teeth. They almost look like a fish with the fake monster teeth.

[garrett_cain]

I think I may have nightmares about this fish.

[captain_moody]

This is why I wear my drawers.

[garrett_cain]

I think this has scared me enough that I'll start wearing my drawers, except in the pool.

[captain_moody]

From what I've heard, that pool ain't so safe for your boys, either.

[garrett_cain]

What have you heard?