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[garnetice]

Would you like some more terrible conversations between Dora and I? Here, have some:

D: Would you rather fuck Anne Frank or Helen Keller?
Me: Anne Frank.
D: Because she's baller, right?
Me: Ummm, that and she probably had a lot of pent up sexual frustration.
D: You're a bad person. I'm gonna go with Helen Keller, because she can't say no.
Me: I'm a

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[phantompearl]

We should hit The City together sometime. =D Don't worry I walk fast. XD

[garnetice]

-laughs- As long as you don't want to go to the dinosaur grave yard!

[helloeinstein]

Anne Frank also experimented with girls, so good choice, you.

I have nothing else to say about the rest of this because tl;dr. I saw something about formaldehyde and BO and, um, eww, dead things. And/or smelly people.

My apologies.

[garnetice]

I...did not know that. I actually kind of missed the whole World War II section in school- I transferred schools both years that we studied the basics, and by the time we went back over it in HS I was studying military strategy instead of the normal curriculum. I wonder if my friend (the one making horrible jokes with me) knows- she said she just saw Anne Frank's close friend talk in Israel on a birthright trip. I shall have to ask!

No worries, it was not v. interesting. The abridged version is: People in Jersey hate everyone else- Natural History Museum smells like Dead Things-Fight With My Mother- I am currently ill and obnoxious.

I generally avoid long personal posts like the plague, so I don't hold it against you.

[wintersnap]

I'm gonna go with Helen Keller, because she can't say no omg, I know it's wrong, but I laughed so hard at that!

So Benny's, huh? We have something similar in my small midwestern university town called students. Except they all wear a uniform of Juicy Couture sweatpants, Uggs, and North Face jackets. Ugh, they are so annoying for pretty much every reason you mentioned in Jersey minus the beaches.

Sounds like your mom drives you crazycakes too. I just don't understand why people don't mention things that bother them while they're happening instead of saving it up at the end of the day and making you feel so frustrated and shitty! Sorry that happened to you :(

[garnetice]

I think a lot of towns have that kind of thing, especially when colleges are involved. I know we did at my school. I guess the big thing with Jersey is that it's the whole state- last year I was driving down the parkway and someone had put a giant sign on the overpass that read 'Go Home Bennys'.

Juicy Couture, Uggs, AND Northface Jackets all at the same time? Eurgh.

Exactly! I don't get letting things build up, especially when they're not obvious things- like walking too fast.

[sandalwood_girl]

Wow. You totally had my day from hell. For these reasons:

1. "Yeah, maybe. Except in Jersey, we just want everyone to leave." << THIS IS THE WHOLE OF ENGLAND. Especially London. Ohmigod, tourists, GET OUT!!! You don't know what you are doing! In London you have to walk fast and not dither. You have to be able to USE A TICKET BARRIER on the tube (omg, it's SO not hard). You have to stand on the right on escalators. You have to be able to wait in line politely and not make unnecessary conversation. That is how London works. Don't like it? Then GO AWAY

[garnetice]

This whole comment cheered me up so much. :)

Trust me, if I could find a job out there, I'd be across the Atlantic in a heartbeat.

[underdelusions]

Anne Frank was pretty, so pent-up sexual frustration or not, dw.

LOL BECAUSE HELEN CAN'T SAY NO. AWFUL.

And bleh, I won't watch Haven cause the effects are pretty bad. (Stephen King is a God, so I don't blame him for a being a pompous dickhole even though JKR is my favorite author.)

You have an atrium :o

Er yeah... NO. You should NOT go work for no pay.

I hope your fever goes down :( And I'm sorry about your mom's bitching. She was probably having a mood swing or whatever.

[garnetice]

-laughs- She was very pretty, wasn't she?

The special effects were pretty horrendous. I don't think I was totally aware there were going to be special effects involved, because the book is just not that kind of novel, but...stupid scifi channel (notwritingsyfynotdoingitno)

Yeahhhhh, it's kind of like a really small back porch but the whole thing is glassed in and has the potential to be really beautiful. We've done some work on it- but the problem is we got the house from this guy who died and was like, a total hoarder- I wasn't joking about cleaning grime from like, the seventies off these windows-and it's like this whole continual WIP. But I really love sitting out there, and it's so sparkly now!

It's okay, tempers run kind of hot in my family. Luckily, she seems to have cooled down a little now- my fever, sadly, has not yet.