I can't hear you BK BROILER

[gargoyleromance]

"Women turn into instant D.J.'s when they masterbate, they've got the hand motions and the flick of the wrists down like crazy

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[toasterking]

I hope your wafers are good... your move holy man..

Bring Dane on down, that can be the crowning acheivement of your college career.. Plus I would love to see him..

[gargoyleromance]

yep. got the application all printed out and ready. Now i've just got to find the ambition, the drive, the perfect opening line...hmm

[_blackholesun_]

Dane Cook. He's excellent. MOST EXCELLENT.

I love how when he talks about getting hit in the face, he accentuates the whole ordeal and makes the word face really loud, and just seems to make it sounds...NASTY.

FAYEEECE.

i'm happy to see that you're having a good time at college. it's got to be nice. being so far away from becky and alex MUST be a blessing in itself.

I pretty much work 60 hours bi-weekly and go to school on top of that, with lots of homework, so i'm never able to call you during the day. Otherwise i would because i have free long distance. E-mail me your dorm/room number sometime.

-z-

[radikal00]

1) Dane is hilarious.
2) you missed Margaret Cho. she came last year.
3) that is all.

[gargoyleromance]

1. Yes he is...
2. Fuck it! i miss everything good.
3. uh huh

YOU HEARD ABOUT EARL SIMMONS TOO?!?!

[avoidtheleper]

bitch. i was sooo denied work study. im ever so pissed. two jobs for you and none for me.
fuck. tell josh to shave his pubic hair into a something neato like a clover.

mmm katie

Re: YOU HEARD ABOUT EARL SIMMONS TOO?!?!

[gargoyleromance]

i already had him shave it into an elephant shape.
but next time....next time it's a clover.