[There is a huge mansion, and you see someone standing there, En and all around him are mushrooms. Big, small, giant, man-size, ant size. And you almost miss it, but among the mushrooms, there is a tiny little girl, short and cute, with white hair and big bright red eyes. That is Noi at the age of 5.]

Turn them back, Noi.

I dun want to!!

Noi. We have ( Read more... )

What's this Valentine's thing everyone is talking about?

[Here is No1, sitting in front of a table and eating all she manages to get her hands on. OMNOMNOM.] You, human. [onmonnom not listening because I’m not a human] Hey. HEY. OI, WOMAN! [stops, finally turning. There is an alien behind her] You are supposed to TASTE, not eat the whole thing! The other testers also need to do their job, you know?

[ ( Read more... )

[Butterflies everywhere! Whoever doesn't have their filters on, sees the following instead]

( FILTERED )

[The feed starts. You practically can't see anything because it's shaking so much, but you can hear rain pouring down like mad. Then someone muttering "Fuck" and suddenly the guide falls ( Read more... )

[No1 is sitting down, a bag is close to her. If you look closely, you can see bloody stains on the bag here and there… and possibly the shape on an arm. Is that a feet? ANYWAY, of course you don’t have to notice it]

[She is eating a meat bun and she actually looks somewhat pissed.]

Those shitty songs are starting to get on my nerves. [on the ( Read more... )

[You can see No1’s kitchen. And it’s filled with… well, meat. Those who know something about meat will notice it’s turkey meat]

So, about that Thanksgiving thing. When is it again? Any plans?

Ah by the way, Momo...whatever, when do you wanna fight? Can't wait to see how strong you are.

[Filtered from Zappa]Are there any ghosts or people who ( Read more... )

Here we go. [The guide is actually in No1’s pocket, so she doesn't notice it.] Do you need more?

This is will be all for now. ... This smoke gives us time to heal our patients. The price, however…

Hey, I’m making a discount because of the virus going around. In my world, this smoke would be lot more expensive, you know?

… fine. [a small pause] Oh, I’ ( Read more... )

Well, since everyone is getting sick, puking blood and all of that - how disgusting - I guess I will give you guys a hand.

I'm selling my magic. [She grabs a small flask] And for those who don’t know what it does, well, the black smoke inside heals and regenerates any hurt cells.

Example. [No1 pulls her glove out and bites her hand hard until blood ( Read more... )

[When No1 bangs on the table, her guide turns on.]

Miss. I already told you, your world was destroyed.

I went back! What the fuck is this shit?!

You can fill a form to-

I ALREADY FILLED TWENTY FIVE FORMS! Why did I have to register again if I didn't go back!?

Calm down. [There is silence, because No1 did calm down, expecting the alien to explain ( Read more... )