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[the feed turns on, to a very....strange scene. Sakura looks horribly panicked, her hair mussed up (almost looks like it's been...chewed on?), and her eyes wide. she's scrambling, trying to get away from something that's currently off screen.]

It's gonna eat me! It's gonna eat me!

[she tries to flee, but she trips (on nothing) and crashes onto ( Read more... )

[This video is no accident]

[Oh no]

[Because the way everything is centered, it's quite clear Jade wants you to see everything.]

[And what is everything, you ask? Well, everything is a giant steaming pot of water on a stove (low heat), and Jade is dumping bits of carrot in there.]

[That's not a problem. What is a problem, is the fact that there ( Read more... )

Um...! What stuff should you do when you're feeling... um, um, sad, or lonely?

[ooc; he... probably tried to make this anon, but failed. also, he wouldn't have been able to keep it up anyway :|a]

[the feed starts, with mieu's face right up in the screen]Mieuuu... everyone has been so sad lately..! And so many people left... it's really sad, mieuuu ( Read more... )

[have a cheagle face all up in the feed]

Mieuuu... would anyone want to play a big game of hide and go peek with me?

[have Mieu just peeking into the feed curiously]

Mieuuu... the paper said that I'm a hellbeast! Do I really look like a hellbeast, mieuuu? I'm a cheagle!

[ooc; the paper being, of course, his bounty flier...thing. In the Lightening Post.]

[in the saddest, saddest cheagle voice anyone has ever heard, there is but one sentence]

...Master and Tear are gone.

[AND THAT'S ALL FOR MIEU'S WELCOME BACK FROM SPACE. will backtag that stuff later :|]

[ATTENTION ALL RESIDENTS OF THOR. THIS EVENING YOU ALL WILL HAVE GOTTEN THIS INVITATION IN YOUR MAILBOXES.]

( cut to save your flists the stretching )