Does anybody know a good cure for amnesia, or is the 'brick to the head' method generally the best way to go? Or do you think it would cause even more amnesia? Maybe I should just have him run headlong into a WALL of bricks. Maybe I should have him drink green vegetable juice.Huh...you don't think signing up for school means I'm going to be getting ( Read more... )

Wait a minute, there's homunculi here!? Has anybody been eaten!? How did I miss this!?

[ooc: yeah ok someone is a idiot and didn't get the fucking memo and doesn't get posted enough because I am a lazy retard REMEDYING THIS.]

Does anyone know of a good location for training? Somewhere with a lot of open space would be preferable. My arms alchemy is pretty destructive if I'm not careful, wouldn't wanna accidentally break something important on the station.

I could use a sparring partner too, come to think of it.

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I'M SO SORRY!

IT WASN'T MY IDEA I DIDN'T EVEN WANNA DO IT BUT EVERYONE ELSE WAS AND

PEER PRESSURE!! THE MYTHS ARE ALL TRUE!

I DON'T KNOW WHOSE PANTIES THESE ARE BUT THEY'RE BLUE AND LACY AND KINDA LIKE SHORTS

IF YOU WANT THEM I'M IN 3-4 I'M SO SORRYYYYYY!!

[ooc: WHOEVER WANTS TO CLAIM THEM CAN HAVE THEM I AM JUST SO BORED]

Being a bouncer is a lot more...painful? than I imagined it would be. This isn't the sort of thing they're supposed to hire people my age for, is it? I had to break up three bar fights the other night, and I ended up with a broken nose ( Read more... )

Why do I keep burning myself on the grill? This is worse than that time I tried to make tempura and stuck my hand right in the oil. In my defense, I tripped over a squirrel. Don't ask.

Anyway, BURGER CREW! I say we petition for better uniforms! I was thinking something with flaming skulls Viking helmets! Waddya say?

I would have introduced myself sooner, but I've been busy with paper work and stuff, and I've been trying to find some people. My name is Kazuki Mutou. I'm 16, and a sophomore at Ginsei Academy-er...Well not any more, I guess. Anyway, if anyone's seen a girl with long, light brown hair and a yellow school uniform, or a girl with short dark hair and ( Read more... )