Entry 23 - there's more than one way for a cat to exit the bag [TV COMMERCIAL VIDEO]
[A video window pops up in your Guide-- not dissimilar from one of those godawful talking popups on a browser-- and begins playing a clip. For all intents and purposes, it appears to be a commercial for SASSY SOULS, some kind of daytime talkshow for bored housewives.]
New, to XTZ-TV2! SASSY SOULS, with sexy hosts with the most from every solar coast! Let them introduce themselves to you in our premiere episode, exploring DATING DISASTERS!
[Following the sting, the video flips from the intro to a series of clips from the show. Apparently it operates as more of a "candid camera" thing than an actual guest-based talkshow, with clips of aliens of all sorts doing and saying things you... assume must've been dating disasters? I mean, that one looks like it shouldn't have put its nose there??]
[The final clip, however, is a bit longer, and shows two humans sitting alone in a quiet spot in the flower garden-- one with short, red hair, the other with much longer, ashen hair]
[kissing.]
[The clip seems to have been shot at a distance, (and from the inside of a bush) but it is not exactly hard to figure out areyouhungry youidiots]
[however, the kiss is over one jump cut later, as the girl pulls away, rears back, and slaps the boy with a solid smak.]
Ow! What was that for?!
You know exactly what.
...Was it really that bad? I read girls like that!
So, just because you read about it in one of those magazines, you thought you'd try it on me without saying anything? *BEEP*, you're disgusting.
[The beeped-out boy flounders in objections, but the clip cuts again, to a sweeping shot of the studio audience and empty stage. A voice-over plays as the clip finishes up.]
Find out the stunning conclusion to these troubled trials in the realms of love-- and so much more-- on the premiere episode of SASSY SOULS, Thursday at 13:00TST on XTZ-TV2!
New, to XTZ-TV2! SASSY SOULS, with sexy hosts with the most from every solar coast! Let them introduce themselves to you in our premiere episode, exploring DATING DISASTERS!
[Following the sting, the video flips from the intro to a series of clips from the show. Apparently it operates as more of a "candid camera" thing than an actual guest-based talkshow, with clips of aliens of all sorts doing and saying things you... assume must've been dating disasters? I mean, that one looks like it shouldn't have put its nose there??]
[The final clip, however, is a bit longer, and shows two humans sitting alone in a quiet spot in the flower garden-- one with short, red hair, the other with much longer, ashen hair]
[kissing.]
[The clip seems to have been shot at a distance, (and from the inside of a bush) but it is not exactly hard to figure out areyouhungry youidiots]
[however, the kiss is over one jump cut later, as the girl pulls away, rears back, and slaps the boy with a solid smak.]
Ow! What was that for?!
You know exactly what.
...Was it really that bad? I read girls like that!
So, just because you read about it in one of those magazines, you thought you'd try it on me without saying anything? *BEEP*, you're disgusting.
[The beeped-out boy flounders in objections, but the clip cuts again, to a sweeping shot of the studio audience and empty stage. A voice-over plays as the clip finishes up.]
Find out the stunning conclusion to these troubled trials in the realms of love-- and so much more-- on the premiere episode of SASSY SOULS, Thursday at 13:00TST on XTZ-TV2!