SPARKLES 01 [VIDEO/ACTION?]
[The feed opens with a zoom of a single curl of blonde hair. As it zooms out, you're able to see that this glorious strand of hair belongs to a very large man. Perhaps the manliest man you've ever seen. He has that one lock of hair but don't judge him, a very stylish mustache, and is currently sparkling everywhere]
[No. No words need to be spoken in this defining moment. Instead he's just going to--]
...
[RIPS HIS SHIRT OFF]
[No. No words need to be spoken in this defining moment. Instead he's just going to--]
...
[RIPS HIS SHIRT OFF]