ROUND FIVE [VIDEO]
[The post begins with Kuwabara giving possibly the stupidest grin ever seen by human or alien alike. But in all reality, that's just his normal face.]
OI!! GUYS!! I JUST REALIZED SOMETHIN'!
SINCE WE'RE ALL TOGETHER NOW, YOU GUYS SHOULD JUST COME UP HERE, I GOT THIS HUGE PLACE ALL T'MYSELF!!
LOOK! I GOT ALL THIS ROOM!
[He moves his face away from the camera and steps aside to give everyone a view of his living room which is...possibly the most hideous thing ever. There's shag carpeting, a zebra print sofa, a huge television with an assortment of video game consoles scattered around it, like an alter. Let it also be of note that none of these game consoles are from after 1993. Super Famicom, Sega Genesis, the works. There's beanbag chairs, five different kinds of lava lamps, posters of MetalliGA all over, and perhaps the greatest thing of all...an enormous mirrorball dangling precariously over the sofa. Let it also be said that this room is a total sty. That mirrorball? A pair of Kuwabara's heart boxers are dangling from it, though it's impossible to discern how. There's bags of fast food and clothes strewn everywhere, and if you look close enough, that pair of pants in the corner might have just moved on its own. And this is just the living room. In short, the room looks like a much messier, grosser version of this. That's right. You'll never be as rad as him.]
You can come and stay too, Botan-chan! There's plenty of space!
And maybe I'll even let Hiei in even though he slashed my no Hieis sign YOU LITTLE BASTARD!!! YOU OWE ME MONEY FOR THAT!!!!
Or...y'know you guys can just bring food.
No really, I really need food.
[And now you know where all of his money went 8\]
OI!! GUYS!! I JUST REALIZED SOMETHIN'!
SINCE WE'RE ALL TOGETHER NOW, YOU GUYS SHOULD JUST COME UP HERE, I GOT THIS HUGE PLACE ALL T'MYSELF!!
LOOK! I GOT ALL THIS ROOM!
[He moves his face away from the camera and steps aside to give everyone a view of his living room which is...possibly the most hideous thing ever. There's shag carpeting, a zebra print sofa, a huge television with an assortment of video game consoles scattered around it, like an alter. Let it also be of note that none of these game consoles are from after 1993. Super Famicom, Sega Genesis, the works. There's beanbag chairs, five different kinds of lava lamps, posters of MetalliGA all over, and perhaps the greatest thing of all...an enormous mirrorball dangling precariously over the sofa. Let it also be said that this room is a total sty. That mirrorball? A pair of Kuwabara's heart boxers are dangling from it, though it's impossible to discern how. There's bags of fast food and clothes strewn everywhere, and if you look close enough, that pair of pants in the corner might have just moved on its own. And this is just the living room. In short, the room looks like a much messier, grosser version of this. That's right. You'll never be as rad as him.]
You can come and stay too, Botan-chan! There's plenty of space!
And maybe I'll even let Hiei in even though he slashed my no Hieis sign YOU LITTLE BASTARD!!! YOU OWE ME MONEY FOR THAT!!!!
Or...y'know you guys can just bring food.
No really, I really need food.
[And now you know where all of his money went 8\]