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[The video feed starts off a bit shaky for a few seconds until it's placed on top of something, one Tamaki close-up coming into view with a BIG smile and once he moves back, there's Kyouya next to him (with the usual expression; monitoring). Tamaki clears his throat before pointing at the camera]
Listen up, my fellow space avengers!! If any of you have met Haruhi, Kaoru, Hikaru, or even Renge, then surely you must be aware that back home, we had something called the Host Club!
[he pauses, leaning toward the camera for a second]
What's that? What is a Host Club, you ask? The Host Club is something established by men with too much time on their hands to entertain women who also have too much time on their hands, something to wash away those empty feelings that your dull days bring and renew the way you view your life on the ship!! Need an ear? Don't worry that pretty head that rests upon your delicate shoulders: we at the Host Club are here to listen, comfort, or even just present you with delightful everyday conversation!
As king of the Host Club, it is my personal duty to make sure no woman on this ship is ever without a smile~!
But a king can't serve a kingdom all on his own! No! For a successful kingdom requires the attention of many valuable members in order to run properly!!
[SLINGS AN ARM AROUND KYOUYA'S SHOULDERS AND POINTS A THUMB AT THEM]
So that is why we're looking for new members before officially inaugurating the Host Club aboard the ship~!
Four lucky men will have the opportunity of a lifetime to be part of this extraordinary club! Given the size of the ship, five members from home just isn't enough man-power! So, we're aiming high! Feel free to give the lovely, sassy, tough, manly, incredible, funny, talented, charming, spicy, cool, awesome Shinjiro Aragaki your congratulations, since he was lucky enough to be our first new member, but don't be discouraged by that low number of acceptances!!
Kyouya and I will be holding auditions on FRIDAY, and there will be a talent portion to your interview!! Cooking, juggling, singing, or even reciting the alphabet backwards while standing on one leg-- make sure you show us your best!! If we really love it, we're willing to let it slide and allow in a few extra members!! Aren't we amazing?!
So, everyone~ don't be shy! Step right up and sign yourself--or a friend--to this once in a lifetime chance!!! Fun club events, free food, beautiful women, and most importantly: the chance to meet all sorts of new people await you!!
Any questions you may have can be directed toward me or Kyouya, but we'll be sure to provide helpful information to help you succeed once you sign up!
[FLASHES A V-SIGN and nudges for Kyouya to give one too. If by now your eardrums aren't shattered by loud-and-excited-mcgee over here, come forward and sign your soul over to Mommy and Daddy♥]
[TEXT ATTACHMENT; SIGN UP SHEET]
✘ Roxas
✘ Richezza
✘ Cloud Strife
✘ Sync
✘ Kamui
✘ Blue Oak
✘ Greed
✘ Daisuke Niwa
✘ Muto Soya
✘ Pochi
✘
Listen up, my fellow space avengers!! If any of you have met Haruhi, Kaoru, Hikaru, or even Renge, then surely you must be aware that back home, we had something called the Host Club!
[he pauses, leaning toward the camera for a second]
What's that? What is a Host Club, you ask? The Host Club is something established by men with too much time on their hands to entertain women who also have too much time on their hands, something to wash away those empty feelings that your dull days bring and renew the way you view your life on the ship!! Need an ear? Don't worry that pretty head that rests upon your delicate shoulders: we at the Host Club are here to listen, comfort, or even just present you with delightful everyday conversation!
As king of the Host Club, it is my personal duty to make sure no woman on this ship is ever without a smile~!
But a king can't serve a kingdom all on his own! No! For a successful kingdom requires the attention of many valuable members in order to run properly!!
[SLINGS AN ARM AROUND KYOUYA'S SHOULDERS AND POINTS A THUMB AT THEM]
So that is why we're looking for new members before officially inaugurating the Host Club aboard the ship~!
Four lucky men will have the opportunity of a lifetime to be part of this extraordinary club! Given the size of the ship, five members from home just isn't enough man-power! So, we're aiming high! Feel free to give the lovely, sassy, tough, manly, incredible, funny, talented, charming, spicy, cool, awesome Shinjiro Aragaki your congratulations, since he was lucky enough to be our first new member, but don't be discouraged by that low number of acceptances!!
Kyouya and I will be holding auditions on FRIDAY, and there will be a talent portion to your interview!! Cooking, juggling, singing, or even reciting the alphabet backwards while standing on one leg-- make sure you show us your best!! If we really love it, we're willing to let it slide and allow in a few extra members!! Aren't we amazing?!
So, everyone~ don't be shy! Step right up and sign yourself--or a friend--to this once in a lifetime chance!!! Fun club events, free food, beautiful women, and most importantly: the chance to meet all sorts of new people await you!!
Any questions you may have can be directed toward me or Kyouya, but we'll be sure to provide helpful information to help you succeed once you sign up!
[FLASHES A V-SIGN and nudges for Kyouya to give one too. If by now your eardrums aren't shattered by loud-and-excited-mcgee over here, come forward and sign your soul over to Mommy and Daddy♥]
[TEXT ATTACHMENT; SIGN UP SHEET]
✘ Roxas
✘ Richezza
✘ Cloud Strife
✘ Sync
✘ Kamui
✘ Blue Oak
✘ Greed
✘ Daisuke Niwa
✘ Muto Soya
✘ Pochi
✘