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[The intercom switches on, and as usual there is a squeaky voice on the other end!]
These are your captains speaking, and we're happy to let you know that not only have we reached normality, but we have also arrived at our latest destination relatively unscathed! Celebratory refreshments have already been consumed, so don't bother asking for free stuff, thank you very much.
Our newest stop is the lovely planet of Selva. And you're all in luck, it's another tropical paradise~!
Make sure to wear long pants, long shirts, and to make sure there are the appropriate amount of openings for any extra limbs and appendages~
[The intercom switches off, and a new entry is available in your Guides!]
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about the planet Selva:
Selva is a recently discovered, young, remote planet with a dense ozone layer and lots of fresh water. The climate is a steady hot, humid, and very tropical. The planet is mostly covered in dense jungles and rainforests, although the wide variety of plant and wildlife has yet to be documented by scientists.
The lack of small creatures lead many of them to hypothesize that something big is coming. Or has already come, gone, sparked many internet memes, sold a few million t-shirts and successfully bought a man a brand-new mansion.
OOC Stuff:
Shuttles will be available beginning today, and are, as last time, very affordable provided your character isn't completely broke.
What neither the Guide nor the captain have told you is that the planet is occupied by dinosaurs! Some of them are cute and cuddly and more than welcoming to visitors, while others are quite content with just chewing you up and pooping you out in a few hours.
Along with your long pants and long shirts, you may want to bring an AK-47.
Any OOC questions, comments, and concerns can go here!
These are your captains speaking, and we're happy to let you know that not only have we reached normality, but we have also arrived at our latest destination relatively unscathed! Celebratory refreshments have already been consumed, so don't bother asking for free stuff, thank you very much.
Our newest stop is the lovely planet of Selva. And you're all in luck, it's another tropical paradise~!
Make sure to wear long pants, long shirts, and to make sure there are the appropriate amount of openings for any extra limbs and appendages~
[The intercom switches off, and a new entry is available in your Guides!]
******
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about the planet Selva:
Selva is a recently discovered, young, remote planet with a dense ozone layer and lots of fresh water. The climate is a steady hot, humid, and very tropical. The planet is mostly covered in dense jungles and rainforests, although the wide variety of plant and wildlife has yet to be documented by scientists.
The lack of small creatures lead many of them to hypothesize that something big is coming. Or has already come, gone, sparked many internet memes, sold a few million t-shirts and successfully bought a man a brand-new mansion.
OOC Stuff:
Shuttles will be available beginning today, and are, as last time, very affordable provided your character isn't completely broke.
What neither the Guide nor the captain have told you is that the planet is occupied by dinosaurs! Some of them are cute and cuddly and more than welcoming to visitors, while others are quite content with just chewing you up and pooping you out in a few hours.
Along with your long pants and long shirts, you may want to bring an AK-47.
Any OOC questions, comments, and concerns can go here!