[001 ♥ VIDEO POST]
[ The first image broadcast is the distant ceiling and the top of a girl's forehead, with a bit of dark hair showing. The occasional big, dark shadow passes over the screen as her fingers clumsily wave over the camera, tapping at some buttons. ]
... Oh. Is it working now?
[ Suddenly, it's zoomed-in on a pair of big, brown eyes as she holds the Guide up to her face to see. ]
Hmm... yep, I got it! ... I'm pretty sure. People are supposed to see this from really far away, right? ... Okay, then this is my chance.
[ Finally, the device is held far enough away for Anise's entire face to be visible. ]
Hi! The adorable little damsel in distress you see before you is sending out a call for help! My name is Anise, and I've been cruelly taken from my home and... abducted by aliens! I think. They haven't hurt me, so I'm thinking they might be holding out for a ransom. A cute girl like me is probably worth a lot, huh?
I'm sure my knight in shining armor is out there somewhere, so if you can see this, please come and help me! Oh, and when you meet the aliens, don't let them try to negotiate with you! They're compulsive liars. The whole time they were with me, they kept telling me things that just couldn't be true. So don't trust them, or you could fall into a trap!
Got it? Okay, I'll be waiting for your rescue!
... Oh. Is it working now?
[ Suddenly, it's zoomed-in on a pair of big, brown eyes as she holds the Guide up to her face to see. ]
Hmm... yep, I got it! ... I'm pretty sure. People are supposed to see this from really far away, right? ... Okay, then this is my chance.
[ Finally, the device is held far enough away for Anise's entire face to be visible. ]
Hi! The adorable little damsel in distress you see before you is sending out a call for help! My name is Anise, and I've been cruelly taken from my home and... abducted by aliens! I think. They haven't hurt me, so I'm thinking they might be holding out for a ransom. A cute girl like me is probably worth a lot, huh?
I'm sure my knight in shining armor is out there somewhere, so if you can see this, please come and help me! Oh, and when you meet the aliens, don't let them try to negotiate with you! They're compulsive liars. The whole time they were with me, they kept telling me things that just couldn't be true. So don't trust them, or you could fall into a trap!
Got it? Okay, I'll be waiting for your rescue!