[VIDEO] Some of these aliens don't even HAVE lips!

[a_bad_egg]

[See Tae.]

[See Tae sitting at a little booth. The signage up above her proudly declares:]

STELLAR KISSING BOOTH

1 TICKET - 1 KISS ON THE CHEEK
3 TICKETS - 1 KISS ON THE LIPS
5 TICKETS - 1 KISS A~~~N~~~W~
[The rest of this listing seems to have been angrily scratched out, but something clearly lewd can be seen remaining beneath.][She waves to

Comments

[abyssjade]

Is Guy breaking your heart, Miss?

[a_bad_egg]

I'm not easily shaken!

[abyssjade]

A regular steel pillar of hope and radiance!

[a_bad_egg]

I have the blood of a samurai, after all!

[abyssjade]

Ah, the samurai. I've read up on them in the Guides.

That would explain everything!

[a_bad_egg]

Yes, of course.

Assuming they are not useless paas or wig-headed morons.

[abyssjade]

Surely someone of your stature can easily defeat them.

[a_bad_egg]

Unless they're having one of their plot-mandated moments of competence, probably.

[abyssjade]

Why not simply... rewrite the plot?

[a_bad_egg]

Not until we find that stupid, useless gorilla of a mangaka.

[abyssjade]

Did you know that Guy has a 'useless gorilla of a mangaka' tracking device?

He'll probably deny it vehemently if you ask, but don't believe him.

[a_bad_egg]

I'm fairly certain that something so specific does not exist.

Now, perhaps a way of tracking gorillas. That might be a little more believable.

[abyssjade]

No no, see, he has an affinity towards creating gadgets.

[a_bad_egg]

But something that specific would leave the writer no room bring it back out to be used for multiple situations, just in case.

...Could he create something like a spaceship...?

[abyssjade]

Then... he's lied to me as well.

I wouldn't want to rob him of his bragging rights...

[a_bad_egg]

Shall we start a support group?