Date 32

[youresoshort]

(The feed clicks on to a dark room, though movement can be heard if one listens closely. There's some shuffling in the background, some muttering, and then a loud crash as someone, somewhere bumps into a chair. The noise is quickly followed by a harsh 'Shhh'.

Eventually, the comm is picked up, and in the dim light, Roy's face can be seen.)

Comments

1/idk here

[gunpowderreason]

[Jeez if he's not bleeding or...well no, if he's not dying or something just as bad...she goes away for FIVE MINUTES. FIVE MINUTES and of course then something happens.]

[gunpowderreason]

[ALL RIGHT HERE SHE IS OUTSIDE THE DOOR but with]

[guns because you made it sound like something that will probably need a pistol...]

[gunpowderreason]

[DOOR SMASHES IN?]

[Why is it so dark?]

lol okay idk done

[gunpowderreason]

[...no really why is it so dark, fuck...]

Colonel?

[action] okay i have no idea how to tag this LOL...

[justforthegun]

[comes in quite fashionably late- if he knows anything about Hawkeye, it's that she doesn't like people yelling things at her at random when she opens a door (especially while wearing slimy black remnants of human desire woops) so he, in an astounding display of common sense and intelligence, actually decides to forego the actual surprise part of the surprise party]

[so have one (1) Tohru Adachi, holding a present, looking around nervously for Ace as he walks in oh god he needs a wingman he is too nervous maybe this was a bad idea]

Re: [action] ;-; I know, I apologize. I wasn't thinking when I posted it..JUST ASSUME LIGHTS ARE ON.

[youresoshort]

(Also, I totally can't remember if they've met formally, but...I shall assume so.)

Welcome, Mr. Adachi. Please make yourself comfortable.

[action] LOL yes we'll just assume they've talked when they passed each other in the hallways ;A;

[justforthegun]

Colonel Mustang. [bit of a salute- though he's not really under Mustang's command, so it's more of a friendly gesture than anything]

Thanks for having me.

Re: [action] ;-; o-okay...tonight is full of my failure <3

[youresoshort]

Not at all. I'm glad you could make it.

Feel free to help yourself to anything you'd like.

SEE AESTYFACE I DO LURVE YOU

[wantsadoctor]

[He's totally already there, because I am Edo and I say so. He snuck in when no one was paying attention. The man's wily like that.]

Evening, Lieutenant.

asdlfkj hahah

[gunpowderreason]

I thought I made it clear you were forbidden from this room, Captain Harkness.

Good evening.

awww he loves you too Hawkeye

[wantsadoctor]

There must be some exceptions to this rule. Like your birthday, for instance.

Speaking of which, it looks like you forgot about it.

He tried to stuff her into a wedding dress :|

[gunpowderreason]

I suppose that has something to do with being in space for the first time, Captain. Thank you for coming.

[ACTION] CAUSE WHAT. HE WAS SUPPOSED TO HELP SET UP

[kainfuery]

[Fuery had been there a while, he had offered to help after all. And when his suspicions drew correct: HELLO LIEUTENANT PULLING GUN. He just wanted to face-fpalm and shake his head, which he had.

He's going to remain quiet for a bit, watching with an amused smile the interaction between his superior officers.]

Heh... Happy Birthday, Lieutenant.

I tried telling you, Colonel.

Re: [ACTION] It's okay Fuery I still love you.

[gunpowderreason]

[oh dear looks like she's scared Fuery again...]

Thank you, Sergeant. Your foresight is astounding.

Re: [ACTION] FOR THAT. YOU GET THIS ICON OF LOVE TO YOU TOO

[kainfuery]

[You're a very scary lady when it comes to your guns.]

I hope the Colonel didn't worry you too much, M'am. ...I wouldn't call it astounding at all, just a guess that you'd dislike surprises.]

[Is that a present box behind him I see? Don't worry. It's tea and coffee. Oh and gun polishing stuff. Not miniskirts.]

Re: [ACTION] DAWWW

[gunpowderreason]

[I am a very scary lady all the time...]

Not at all, Sergeant, it was very kind of him to think of me.

[OH GOD PRESENTS ARE JUST THE WORST but practical things are the best kind THANK YOU]

HI I AM HEREEEE

[liekburning]

[ i don't know why but he has a knack for appearing out of the buttfuck of nowhere so ]

HEY MISS HAWKEYE

1/2

[gunpowderreason]

[SDFKLA;JSFD JUMPS]

[gunpowderreason]

Mr. Ace.

[I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL YOU ARE A VULPIX.]

[liekburning]

[ he has a tankard of liquor in one hand jsyk ]

It's your birthday, right? Lighten up a little!