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{ASCH .:. Voice 1}

Apr 18, 2010 00:12

[Beep beep. Have a self-important, raspy voice. No, Asch isn't messing around even for a minute, but he should probably be more worried about his health right now. Talk about reckless. He might be bleeding on your floor a little bit. Deal, okay?]

Attention refugees of the S.S. Thor!

[He draws a slightly ragged breath as he pauses here.]I want to ( Read more... )

asch the bloody

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nym_fon_maniac April 18 2010, 04:14:12 UTC

...Asch?!

claim_my_place April 18 2010, 04:17:31 UTC

Guy.

I guess that means the replica's here, too.

nym_fon_maniac April 18 2010, 04:18:58 UTC

Yeah! You're back!

You...sound hurt. What's happened?

claim_my_place April 18 2010, 04:23:20 UTC

"Back?" What do you mean?

[Hesitates for maybe a second. He lies.] Hmph! Nothing I couldn't handle...

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[Video] abyssjade April 18 2010, 04:21:32 UTC

That was rather quick.

claim_my_place April 18 2010, 04:26:14 UTC

Excuse me? [We have no idea what you mean, Jade. B/ And he's not switching over to video himself.]

abyssjade April 18 2010, 04:27:10 UTC

[neener neener I'm on vidya and you're nooooooot]

Excused!

Now if you'd be so kind, what is the last thing you remember?

claim_my_place April 18 2010, 04:51:37 UTC

[Oh can it, Jade. B/]

...tch!

Crushing a bunch of Oracle soldiers on Eldrant.

[Does not mention being shishkabobbed. Or that he struggled a lot. So. Do you prefer your Asch regular or extra crispy?]

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[Voice] youidiots April 18 2010, 05:24:56 UTC

Asch... you're back?

claim_my_place April 18 2010, 05:33:05 UTC

[Not you, too.]

Not back. Here.

youidiots April 19 2010, 05:37:27 UTC

So you don't remember...

[Voice; filtered to Tear -- assuming voice can be filtered, if not text?] claim_my_place April 19 2010, 14:11:20 UTC

[Asch is getting so tired of this. D: It's not like he can help it. That it makes him feel like the stupid dreck only makes the situation about 1000x worse.]

[He sounds irritated, probably because his pride's in shatters at the moment.]

I'm sure you people will tell me all about it later.
In the meantime, I'd rather not die after I just got here, and I don't want to involve Natalia.

[That's as close to a cry for help as he gets. Sorry. :/]

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[VOICE] nicotine_patch April 18 2010, 06:09:49 UTC

You on your last breath there?

Re: [VOICE] claim_my_place April 18 2010, 15:16:10 UTC

[And there are more. What is all this?]

Ha! Don't be ridiculous...

[You guessed right.]

Re: [VOICE] nicotine_patch April 18 2010, 20:01:04 UTC

Maybe you oughta hit up a hospital 'fore you go to IHOP with your pals, y'know?

claim_my_place April 18 2010, 21:49:22 UTC

[What friends? B/]

I don't need a hospital. And I don't know what an "i-hop" is or why I'd go there.

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Video; flameofheaven April 18 2010, 10:31:39 UTC

[Hey she knows you.]

You...

Re: Video; claim_my_place April 18 2010, 15:17:42 UTC

[Unfortunately he doesn't know you. Sorry Shana. And he's sticking to voice feed for himself.]

What is it?

Re: Video; flameofheaven April 18 2010, 20:40:44 UTC

Where is Estelle? And what happened to you?

Re: Video; claim_my_place April 18 2010, 21:55:08 UTC

[Who's Estelle? Asch tries to remember names and faces - an exercise left over from his days in the Fabre manor. (What good would a king be if he didn't know his subjects?) But he's coming up with nothing.]

I don't know anyone who goes by that name. And I don't see why what happened to me would be any business of yours unless you're going to claim I was here before, too.