01 [audio; eventual video]

[trickstermentor]

Ohhh~ well this is an interesting piece of programming, how do you- ah hah!

[The feed clicks on, and there’s a pair of sleepy looking eyes peering curiously at the device. Upon realising that the thing is recording, his slightly inquisitive expression is replaced with a disarming grin which lights up his face boyishly.]

Hello there~

[The man’s face

Comments

[VIDEO]

[sonofwinterlion]

[Just stare, oh god it's him. Turns on the video to show Urahara an annoyed expression.]

It's just how they said it, old man, or so we are told to believe.

[There is distrust in his voice on that.]

[VIDEO]

[trickstermentor]

[And he will stare back for a moment, looking slightly perplexed.]

Oh~?

Re: [VIDEO]

[sonofwinterlion]

Destroyed.

[VIDEO]

[trickstermentor]

Yes I got that part.

[Video]

[goneonenight]

[Yeah, she needs a few seconds to get used to you not being dead, so she's just going to stare at the Guide for a bit.]

[Video]

[trickstermentor]

[And his jaw's just going to slacken for the very briefest of moments.]

You're alive?

Re: [Video]

[goneonenight]

[She's just going to keep staring for a bit, because it's been four months of forcing herself not to give up hope, even though the chances of him winding up here were astronomical.

Finally, she places a hand over her eyes, blowing out a long breath.]

...I'm here.

[Her voice is strained; she feels almost drained with relief.]

[Video]

[trickstermentor]

[And there's a little exhale of relief that sounds like laughter because if she's here, of all people, suddenly the situation doesn't seem as hopeless as he first thought.]

Apparently so!

[And then he's looking attentive again, a little worried even.]

Why Yoruichi-san, you don't seem to be your usual vivacious self.

[video]

[oldenough2drink]

[Hi there, here's a stare.]

You got a few screws loose or somethin?

[Yes, this coming from the Aussie whose clothes are even more ridiculous compared to pretty much everyone.]

[video]

[trickstermentor]

[Have a nice, simple grin.]

Last time I checked everything seemed to be in perfect working order~

[video]

[oldenough2drink]

Right...I highly doubt that.

[video]

[trickstermentor]

Oh I can assure you my dear, apart from waking up absolutely homeless, I'm quite alright.

[Video]

[iwonderwhys]

Heeh~

[Oh lookit that! It's the guy who taught him 'make head asplode from hand pink'! There's that hat too! That. Awesome. Awesome. Haaaaat... Drooling at that hat. We wants it. Tricksy Shinigamises!]

[Video]

[trickstermentor]

Eh? So you're here too are you?

[Well look at that. He wasn't expecting see you here. And you can'ts haves the precious hats, stupid derpy Arrancars]

[Video]

[iwonderwhys]

Mmmhmm! Meee~

[Have a big grin! He's a happy boy today. Plus, his programming is only pointed at captain murder unless provoked, so opinion = 'cool hat guy.'

And we wants it!]

[Video]

[trickstermentor]

[He's going to just be wondering HOW he got there, and what he's doing there...

...and why he's staring at his hat like that.]

[Video]

[maraihi]

It's best not to think too hard about it and to just find your new room.

[Video]

[trickstermentor]

It's rather hard not to think about it though~

[Video]

[maraihi]

I know, but it doesn't do any good.

[Video]

[trickstermentor]

There seem to be rather too many questions and not enough satisfactory answers.