[12 Leagues]

[meatbun_monkey]

Oh man, this is seriously the best job everHey, so, I have this job this month eating the candy hearts from those dragons. There's still a lot to go around, even though I've eaten so much, so does anyone want a bag? I asked the guys in charge and they said, as long as it gets rid of them, they don't mind

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[flameofheaven]

A bag for me...?

W-why would you do that?

[meatbun_monkey]

Because they're really tasty?

[flameofheaven]

Says you.

[meatbun_monkey]

Why would I lie about this...?

[smushedinbed]

You get to eat candy for a job?

[meatbun_monkey]

Yeah! It's totally awesome.

You want some?

[smushedinbed]

Oh, no! I do not need any. But it is kind of you to offer.

[meatbun_monkey]

You sure? Okay...

How've you been?

[thelonelyawesme]

Are they actually good or do they taste all chalky like real candy hearts?

[meatbun_monkey]

Well, I guess they're kinda chalky but I don't mind the taste.

[thelonelyawesme]

But they're still good, right?

[meatbun_monkey]

Right!

[congenialsinner]

Haha! That's quite a switch. Thank you for the offer, Goku, but I believe I'll pass.

[meatbun_monkey]

Switch......?

'kay.

[congenialsinner]

From your job last month.

I'm happy you've found something that suits you so well. Let me know if you start to feel ill, though.

[meatbun_monkey]

Ohhhhh.

Yeah, it's pretty cool! I can handle it, don't worry.

[meatbun_monkey]

Nope! I could eat these all day!

[meatbun_monkey]

What makes you say that?