[the following is an IC post]
The intercom crackles, and the sound of shrill squeaks can be heard. First they sound like two small animals chittering to one another, and then an abrupt silence, as if they were caught doing something bad.
Your Guides are going to switch on now as a ship-wide announcement starts scrolling down the screens in text, translated into the language you're most comfortable with. How do they know this? It was all part of the paperwork!
Dear Resident of the S.S. Thor,
Hello!
We hope you enjoyed your stay at Icekapas, we know we did! Don't forget to collect on any bounties you may have fulfilled before we leave the planet's real estate boundaries.
Did you know that they're now offering a midnight buffet at Ersa's Poo-Poo Platter Emporium? Be sure to check that out!
We also regret to inform you that our resident Babel Fish Union has demanded higher quality brainwaves in exchange for their services due to a recent wave of obesity amongst their population. Apparently many of the new refugees (particularly those within the last six months) have brainwaves that can only be classified under 'junk food' for them. In any case, negotiations are underway, so there is no need to panic!
Please enjoy your stay on the S.S. Thor! Happy Sailing!
Sincerely,
Your Captains
P.S. Don't try to yell at us. We won't understand you.
[End Transmission]
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