001. ♔ [VIDEO] a king's intro

[charmeurs]

[A blond boy appears on camera, unaware of the fact the actually turned it on. He's pacing back and forth with his all the given objects in his hand. Suddenly he stops and pretty much yells:]

DO NOT PANIC, H-HOW CAN I NOT PANIC? [... He just read the title.]

Kaoru, Hikaru, those scoundrels. If this was their doing then they need to cease this

Comments

[thesubsequent]

Tono! The aliens let you come back?! Amazing! I was sure they'd keep you forever!

[charmeurs]

Aliens? ... Come back? ... Keep me forever?

[thesubsequent]

Yes! You were missing for a long time!

[charmeurs]

But... I was never here.

[urlefthandgrl]

[STARINGGGG IN SHOCK]

[traponreverse]

See?

[urlefthandgrl]

This is your father?

He is so noisy.

[traponreverse]

He's not...

[pinfiddlerfail]

... Aren't you too zetta young to have teenage offspring?

[charmeurs]

Age has no bearing on family!

[pinfiddlerfail]

But that would mean you reproduced at an un42nately young age, which is impossible.

[charmeurs]

Then, I am her substitute father!

[wantsamate]

It's alright, it's alright. Calm down. I'm sure your daughter's around here somewhere. Someone's bound to have seen her.

[charmeurs]

I have seen her, and she is fine! My worries have been settled. Slightly.

[wantsamate]

Well, that's good! I can't imagine it'd be easy finding a little girl around a spaceship this size.

[charmeurs]

Thank you for your kind reassurance. She has offered to come find me!

[princemunculus]

If you keep screaming like that, I'm going to tear your fucking lungs out.

[charmeurs]

[adf;jalsjfa;j. he quietens.]

[princemunculus]

[damn right]

That's better.

[charmeurs]

[he'll be in corner now, lolol.]