Entry 11 - Space Jesus Drops Knowledge [TEXT]
[You can tell he's spent a while typing this first part up, getting it checked, etc: his tone is much more polished than usual, although it doesn't continue through the rest of the post.]
First, I, [Luke fon Fabre] would like to make a public formal apology to all residents of the S.S. Thor that I worried, put in an awkward disposition, or otherwise. I apologize for my side of actions as much as I can, although as much of what happened was completely unexpected, and out of my control for the most part, I cannot apologize for that.
Second... I told everyone I talked to that I would try and explain what happened over the last three days, but I'm kind of having trouble with it myself. I can't even believe it's been three days!
...Actually, that's a good place to start.
When I opened my eyes yesterday, I had all the same feelings from when I was... dying, I guess. Like it all happened in the same day, or at least, felt like it. It was like I was suddenly dropped from the hallway I was fighting in, to this weird room, totally fine. Well, not totally fine- my body still felt like it was full of bullets! I started getting sick, and when that was over, I just got tired- and I fell asleep. When I woke up, I really did feel fine- just hungry. I still feel hungry, actually.
The room was pretty small and circular... round? There was one door, and a light next to it. When I first got there, it was red, but when I woke up, it was green. The door just opened normally, and I walked through it, down this corridor, through another door...
...And I was back in the arrivals area! Well, kind of. It came out at a different place, off to one side, kind of in a smaller part of arrivals. There was just one desk with an alien at it, and when I asked it what was going on, it just handed me a bunch of forms that said... right, "Special Dispensation Release Waiver For The Recently Deceased In Regards To Re-Admission"- and the date at the top was three days later!!
When I asked what was going on, the alien just said something like, "You're already giving us all a headache, this is a clerical nightmare", and ignored me completely! ...Well, they did threaten to send me to the back of the line, but there wasn't a line, so it wasn't really a threat... anyway, they wouldn't talk to me again until I filled out the dumb forms! When I asked about my Guide, they just shrugged.
Anyway, that's everything I know. If you have any questions, I'll try to answer them. I'm not totally caught up on the network, either, so if anyone could tell me about anything big I missed, like a test, I'd really appreciate it!
Thank you again, everyone.
EDIT: Just because I didn't die doesn't mean if someone dies they'll come back! We can't assume crap like that just because I didn't die for good!
First, I, [Luke fon Fabre] would like to make a public formal apology to all residents of the S.S. Thor that I worried, put in an awkward disposition, or otherwise. I apologize for my side of actions as much as I can, although as much of what happened was completely unexpected, and out of my control for the most part, I cannot apologize for that.
Second... I told everyone I talked to that I would try and explain what happened over the last three days, but I'm kind of having trouble with it myself. I can't even believe it's been three days!
...Actually, that's a good place to start.
When I opened my eyes yesterday, I had all the same feelings from when I was... dying, I guess. Like it all happened in the same day, or at least, felt like it. It was like I was suddenly dropped from the hallway I was fighting in, to this weird room, totally fine. Well, not totally fine- my body still felt like it was full of bullets! I started getting sick, and when that was over, I just got tired- and I fell asleep. When I woke up, I really did feel fine- just hungry. I still feel hungry, actually.
The room was pretty small and circular... round? There was one door, and a light next to it. When I first got there, it was red, but when I woke up, it was green. The door just opened normally, and I walked through it, down this corridor, through another door...
...And I was back in the arrivals area! Well, kind of. It came out at a different place, off to one side, kind of in a smaller part of arrivals. There was just one desk with an alien at it, and when I asked it what was going on, it just handed me a bunch of forms that said... right, "Special Dispensation Release Waiver For The Recently Deceased In Regards To Re-Admission"- and the date at the top was three days later!!
When I asked what was going on, the alien just said something like, "You're already giving us all a headache, this is a clerical nightmare", and ignored me completely! ...Well, they did threaten to send me to the back of the line, but there wasn't a line, so it wasn't really a threat... anyway, they wouldn't talk to me again until I filled out the dumb forms! When I asked about my Guide, they just shrugged.
Anyway, that's everything I know. If you have any questions, I'll try to answer them. I'm not totally caught up on the network, either, so if anyone could tell me about anything big I missed, like a test, I'd really appreciate it!
Thank you again, everyone.
EDIT: Just because I didn't die doesn't mean if someone dies they'll come back! We can't assume crap like that just because I didn't die for good!