[video]十七lose your mind lose it now lose your clothes in the crowd

[worldturnsshiny]

[the feed comes on to Kaylee beaming at the camera and holding up dis dress and dat dress... yeah...]

Hey Thor, got a quick question: we got it narrowed down to just the two, so which one looks better?

[and then a pile of dresses (of more or less the same... quality) so high the person holding them cannot be seen approaches, behind which Kagura's

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[hwamei]

Wah! That one looks so pretty...

[ Note that she doesn't specify which. ]

I think the Hello Kitty adds a nice touch!

[ Oh there you go. ]

[worldturnsshiny]

Doesn't it? But the bottom of the other one is so great, too!

[hwamei]

Hmm... I dunno! I think that one is a bit too much. [ No they are both awful, she just likes Hello Kitty!! ] What's it for? What's the occasion?

[worldturnsshiny]

[um excuse you they are fabulous]

She's got a beauty pageant this month and she's lookin' for something to wear when she's doing marketing and the like.

[hwamei]

Wah, a beauty pageant...! She does look really cute, doesn't she? I'm sure she'll win! And a winner should have a winning dress. [ breaks... breaks the news gently... ] Are you guys absolutely, positively sure you want one of those two?

[worldturnsshiny]

Yeah, here's hopin'!

Nah, we thought these were the only two in the store, but she went and found a whole pile more.

[attempt: failed]

[hwamei]

[ oh noooo ]

Oh? I wanna see, too! [ and play fashion police ]

[worldturnsshiny]

[and she helpfully aims the video at a pile of dresses that are more or less exactly as horrible]

[...sorry, Taiwan]

[hwamei]

Ah.

I-I'm sorry, there's just something in my eye...

[ lies they are just that hideous ]

[worldturnsshiny]

[dsgghf oh no is she okay]

Well that's not good.

[hwamei]

Haha, I'm okay! [ wipes away tears shed in the name of fashion!! ]

I'm just a little worried about you two...

[worldturnsshiny]

Shen me?

[whiiich the babelfish would translate as "sorry?" except it's Taiwan so I guess this translation isn't needed at all huh]

[hwamei]

[ haha nope not at all! ]

But! You both look like you're very determined to win no matter what, so I'm sure that everything will turn out all right!

[ ... maybe there's such a thing as being too positive... but she is being sincere okay ]

Jiayou! [ work hard! do your best! ]

[worldturnsshiny]

[yessss sweet validation]

Thanks! We'll do our best!

[umbrellacutie]

I thought there would be Hello Kitty fans!!

[hwamei]

I love Hello Kitty! I want to marry her! Hehe, just kidding... She already loves Dear Daniel though, but that's okay.