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Cold Case 002 [VIDEO]

Oct 30, 2011 20:18

[ By day, a detective. By night, also a detective. Yet underneath his Everyday Detective getup is the uniform of Coffee Man. Although viewers can only see from the chest up, Coffee Man's uniform consists of a form-fitting yellow spandex ensemble (with no pants, but there's no way in hell Dojima is pointing the camera that low), a belt made of ( Read more... )

ryotaro dojima

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apathetic_seal October 31 2011, 00:46:22 UTC

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Unless you put it on yourself, I'd say it is.

speechacts October 31 2011, 07:24:08 UTC

[ WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SUGGEST THAT HE PUT IT ON HIMSELF. ]

I can't think of one person who would wear this thing of their own accord.

apathetic_seal October 31 2011, 13:44:10 UTC

I can't, either.

So yeah. it's the Drive. Really weird this month.

speechacts November 2 2011, 23:43:09 UTC

So I've noticed. I guess like those affected last month, I've got not choice but to wait it out?

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video yosukecantstop October 31 2011, 01:25:55 UTC

[Oh god don't laugh...oh god don't laugh.]

D-Dojima-san?

video speechacts October 31 2011, 07:25:19 UTC

[ He will kill you in your sleep and hide all the evidence if you laugh. ]

You know it's me. Just answer my question.

Re: video yosukecantstop October 31 2011, 09:58:20 UTC

I...

Did you say being a kid again?! You were-?

[Oh gods. His lungs are going to explode if he doesn't laugh soon. He gapes for a minute, then realizes he'll probably get yelled at if he doesn't at least pretend to help.]

Maybe there's a zipper in the back?

video speechacts November 2 2011, 23:42:04 UTC

No, not me. Shirogane. A bunch of other people seemed a lot younger, too.

[ But it's hard to tell when you're an old man surrounded by people younger than 20. ]

There's a zipper, but it won't move. Just like the teeth were glued together.

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fujimoto_shiro October 31 2011, 06:25:43 UTC

[ Yeah, he's got all the laughing out before he replies. He still struggles to keep a straight face. ]

I got bad news, you're the only one with spandex.

speechacts October 31 2011, 07:29:00 UTC

[ Dojima will never use the video function again. ]

I wouldn't call that bad news. I don't think most people want to see each other in this kind of material.

fujimoto_shiro October 31 2011, 21:47:54 UTC

[ He entertains the thought for a moment... er, yikes. ]

Good point.

speechacts November 2 2011, 23:44:53 UTC

[ Perhaps he'll pass Fujimoto some brain bleach later on. ]

Got any ideas on how to get this magical costume thing off? Even putting clothes over it doesn't seem to work for more than a minute before the clothes are ripped to shreds.

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video tsukurimashoo October 31 2011, 06:50:05 UTC

...How...i-interesting.

[yeah, that's about all she can muster right now]

video speechacts October 31 2011, 07:36:28 UTC

[ HE'S SCARRED HER FOR LIFE, HASN'T HE? ]

...Sorry, kid.

[ AVERT YOUR EYES. ]

If I had a choice, I wouldn't wear it. But it's stuck to me like glue.

Not Here pishirogane October 31 2011, 07:15:22 UTC

[Uhm... she's just not going to comment on this one.]

Not Here speechacts October 31 2011, 07:38:26 UTC

[ Good. He's much happier pretending she didn't see it. Still, he only broadcast it in the first place so someone could help get it off. It's hard to solve a dilemma without seeing the... evidence. ]

Not Here pishirogane October 31 2011, 07:40:54 UTC

[It's the drive and it made her a Yama last year. Just have to wait it out, Dojima-san...]

Not Here speechacts October 31 2011, 07:43:52 UTC

[ Being stuck in a spandex outfit has kind of worn his patience thin. He'll do his best, though. Not... like he has a choice! At least he's not the only one suffering because of the drive. ]

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