♠ Thirteen | Voice

[urnotafraid]

[ Someone sounds annoyed. He is swearing in a garbled mixture of Mandarin and Japanese which - if there is an filter on the Guide - sounds like he is reciting a shopping list. For those without the filter, it is definitely very explicit and goes on for about five minutes before he starts repeating himself. At that point there is a loud thud and

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[hairraisingly]

Where is here exactly?

[urnotafraid]

A jail cell.

[hairraisingly]

......!!!! WHY?!

[urnotafraid]

I think the gist of it was that I called the police chief's wife a wilted lettuce wearing a ten-day old corpse of a slug around her neck.

After I sort of got in a fight.

[video]

[lovesagoodmisog]

Why are you stuck wherever it is you're suck?

Re: [video]

[urnotafraid]

[ Congrats, all you can see is the outside of a cigarette box. ]

A bunch of aliens got a little pushy and decided I needed time to cool off.

Re: [video]

[lovesagoodmisog]

Cool off?

...did they lock you in a freezer?

Re: [video]

[urnotafraid]

That's one way to put it. Most people call it jail though.

video;

[refrainingly]

You're stuck where?

Re: video;

[urnotafraid]

[ Well, since it's out in the open. ]

Jail.

video;

[refrainingly]

Jail? What for?

video;

[urnotafraid]

Just general stupid stuff that I should have backed away from. Nothing too serious, really.

[ He just shrugs and tosses his shoe at the wall and dragged it back via the string. ]

[VIDEO]

[kendonobara]

If you're going to just play games, I'll leave you there.

[VIDEO]

[urnotafraid]

I am fucking bored, Aya. There's not enough room in here to swing a living cat.

[VIDEO]

[kendonobara]

How about a dead one?

I'll get the money ready. How much are they asking?

[VIDEO]

[urnotafraid]

I don't kill animals.

Just bring in the two cards from the other night. One of them gotta have enough.

[praysfordeath]

[Long suffering sigh.]

What did you do?

[urnotafraid]

I sort of got into an argument with the police.

[ Read: I insulted them when they were dragging me away. ]

[praysfordeath]

Of course you did. [He's actually more surprised this hasn't happened sooner.]

Do you need me to bring you anything?

[urnotafraid]

[ He's careful! Really! The police just do not like their wives getting compared to wilted lettuce leaves! ]

I'm almost out of smokes.