13 ✖ the vodka diaries (video)

[nostandards]

[it looks like Panty's down on the planet, doing her tourism job for the month! very... dressed for the part, you could say. she's at the very end of her leg of the tour, so she turns on her Guide to throw something up on the network... when a horde of zombies come near her tour group! looking exasperated, she throws her Guide on the ground because

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[toshootyouwith]

[Oh.]

That's... um, quite the weapon.

[nostandards]

It gets the job done.

[toshootyouwith]

It must, if you're putting that much faith into it. I didn't know you could... ah... you're intending on sending the zombies back from whence they came, right?

[nostandards]

Something like that. I dunno, I just whack 'em around a couple of times until they fall over.

[toshootyouwith]

You do know that you should go for the head, right?

[nostandards]

I always go for the head.

[toshootyouwith]

Perfect! I'd hate to see something bad happen due to your inexperience.

[nostandards]

I got more experience with this than you could fuckin' imagine.

[toshootyouwith]

Impressive! I'm quite surprised to find someone that knows what she's doing up here!

[nostandards]

I know, right? Bunch of fuckin' little pussies here, huh?

[toshootyouwith]

As far as I can see. I don't see anyone else beating the undead away.

[nostandards]

'Cause none of 'em have the balls!