VIDEO; 2. o11 ☇the next time you tell me you'd rather watch paint dry i will punch you in the jaw

[nostray]

[see Renji]

[see Renji sitting cross legged in front of a wall]

[see Renji staring intently at aforementioned wall]

[see Renji staring intently at aforementioned wall while surrounded by glasses upon glasses of 'water']

[see Renji casually sip from one, squint a little, then go back to staring]

[this is going to be a long month]

Comments

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[withoutnobody]

Well, hell-llooooo there, Renji.

CRYING

[nostray]

Didn't die yet? S'a shame.

ALL YOUR DISGRUNTLED SHOUNENS. ALL OF THEM.

[withoutnobody]

You know, I bet if you threw all that "water" on the wall, the paint would just melt away.

NOT A SINGLE ONE WAS SPARED

[nostray]

You know, I bet if I threw it all down yer neck yer liver'd do the same thing.

Re: [video]

[nostray]

Y'ain't seen a bad idea 'til ya've seen tryin' this job sober.

Re: [video]

[nostray]

Watchin' paint dry. Professionally.

[wingsofsilver]

At long last, a job made for your IQ.

[nostray]

Sorry, the office called. Said they rejected yer application on accounts o'ya bein' underqualified. Ain't no need fer jealousy.

[wingsofsilver]

Well I guess I am lacking in the braindead department.

[nostray]

What's that? Lackin' in the brain department? I guess so, huh.

[S I P S 8|]

[video]

[face_kick]

[Have a Rukia on your screen, all flushed cheeks and wide eyes]

Hey, Renji.

[Wait right, there was something she had to tell him!]

There's something up with the water.

Re: [video]

[nostray]

[oh]

[oh dear]

[..... hello Rukia]

[actually this might be fun let's play with this a little]

... s'there really? Jeez, s'news t'me. Thanks, pal.

[s i p s]

[video]

[face_kick]

It's... Alcohol. Or something like it. It must be!

But it just sort of tastes like... nothing. Not like sake or anything, but.

[She's never encountered vodka before, give her a break!]

[Oh wait, Renji seems to be drinking it anyway.]

But it's coming out of the taps and stuff! This is weird.

Re: [video]

[nostray]

Alcohol? No way! Damn.

[glances around at the army of glasses on the floor around him]

[and then at the empty ones]

[and back up at the Guide, wearing a vague "oh no best friend help me 8(" expression that is almost entirely fake]

We're gonna get drunk, Rukia...

video;

[abstracted_sky]

[He just. You are staring at a wall, Renji. What is the point even.]

You know, normally when people starting seeing walls move, they go get that checked out.

Re: video;

[nostray]

Shut up. M'workin.