Page 27: Monkeys and Booze.

[weekwizard]

[The feed turns on to monkey face. Yep. Big monkey face right in front of the camera. Not just any monkey face, either. Completely hammered monkey face

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[be_my_servant]

...

[For once, Remilia believes this warrants concern.]

[Video]

[be_my_servant]

[Yeah she'll be there in a moment.]

Why would you ever want to train monkeys to make alcohol?

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[weekwizard]

[Oh hey it's the Guide.]

'Cuz... tha's my job. Need to train th' monkeys...

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[be_my_servant]

And you thought training them to intoxicate themselves was a good idea?

[lolicharmywitch]

[Giggles]
Monkey, monkeys! They are smelly.
I like doing magic

video

[yosukecantstop]

[Blink. What the hell? Oh, fire. Woah. And because he remembers she was a teacher once but not what she's called-]

...Sensei?

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[weekwizard]

Wha? ...Oh. Guide.

You wanna be trained to make the drinks, too?

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[yosukecantstop]

I'm not a monkey.

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[weekwizard]

Yes you are.

Humans... and monkeys... 's same thing. Same... eva-lu-shun path, 'r somethin'. Read it in a book.

[whatishardwork]

What the hell.....?

[weekwizard]

You. You like thi' stuff. come have monkey booze. Ish good.

[/sip]

[whatishardwork]

I am not going to drink with monkeys.

[weekwizard]

Bu' you are a monkey.

[magus_knight]

[Marisa is sadly not drunk. Because Eirin her doctor's mean and says she can't have any if the vodka. So, she's got a bottle of water in hand and giggling.

GIGGLING.]

[weekwizard]

[Under circumstances even remotely sober, this would warrant angry yelling. But not here.]

[No, instead, Patchy giggles right along. She doen't know what was so funny but the laugh was contagious.]

[magus_knight]

I am so saving this to show you later.

[Saves file]

[weekwizard]

Mkay.

[For this is a rare sight, indeed.]

...Hey. You. You're a monkey, too. Come have a drink.