[The feed flickers on to the inside of a bathroom, a Deckswabbers variety to be more specific. A sound of irritated grumbling can be heard, something along the lines of missing shirts and wussy aliens who can't fight, before the telltale swish of a shower curtain and the squeak of a knob. The soft hiss of the shower starts up, and all is silent
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[Drinking a glass of "water"]
[Calls out at the scream:]
Don't tell me Kal was sleeping naked in th' tub again!
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and then proceeds to fall over because FUCK HIS LIFE THIS SHIT HURTS]
DAMMIT, BRITTANY, I DIDN'T NEED THAT IMAGE IN MY HEAD RIGHT NOW!
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There are worse images.
I could've said Pinkie.
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She's a PONY, she can't get NAKED!
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Sounds like someone needs to be more careful.
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And it sounds like someone needs to SHUT THE HELL UP.
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Look at it this way. Your injuries are now squeaky clean.
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WHO THE HELL WOULD PUMP A SHOWER FULL OF VODKA TO BEGIN WITH?!
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No idea. They could have at least made it... I don't know, cola.
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I mean, hell, I'd rather be sticky from cola instead of smelling like I just rolled around in one of Ma's stashes!
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[...yeah, she made some tea earlier. Bringing vodka to a soft boil actually doesn't get all the alcohol out of it...]
[None, probably.]
Don't yell so much...!
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SCREW YOU! I just had five bottles worth of freaking alcohol dumped in my eyes!
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Or not opened your eyes.
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Oh, sure, yeah, I'm going to use my magic predicting skills to know that vodka was gonna to come RIGHT OUT OF MY SHOWER FAUCET.
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Shut the hell up! You want me to toss YOU into a shower full of that stuff?
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