Comments | gargleblasted: "and you bug me (but mommy says i'm beautiful) shut the fuck up kid you're ugly" [VIDEO]

ukidoki_orgasm in gargleblasted

"and you bug me (but mommy says i'm beautiful) shut the fuck up kid you're ugly" [VIDEO]

Sep 28, 2011 17:24

[...nah. None of you are quite ready for little Renge.]

Hey - hey! Look!

[and - BAP.]

( my adventure in purposefully bad photoshop?? )

renge houshakouji

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[video] fingerbanged September 29 2011, 00:46:16 UTC

Ewwwww, that looks like you painted it with your butt cheeks.

[video] ukidoki_orgasm September 29 2011, 00:48:58 UTC

- hey! It does not!

I used brushes! Paint brushes - I didn't even fingerpaint.

Re: [video] fingerbanged September 29 2011, 00:55:16 UTC

Who cares? Still looks lame. Butterflies and flowers are dumb girly stuff.

Re: [video] ukidoki_orgasm September 29 2011, 00:59:53 UTC

That's because butterflies and flowers are pretty. Unlike gross bugs or cars!

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( video ) electivires September 29 2011, 03:52:37 UTC

You used the wrong colors.

( video ) ukidoki_orgasm September 29 2011, 03:53:38 UTC

- did not! It's pretty!

( video ) electivires October 2 2011, 19:43:33 UTC

Nuh-uhhh. Butterfrees have white wings and purple bodies, everybody knows that.

( video ) ukidoki_orgasm October 4 2011, 01:25:24 UTC

Nooooo. You're so wrong! You're very very wrong!

Plus - pink is prettier than purple.

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toshootyouwith September 29 2011, 07:02:53 UTC

Ah, that looks... pretty.

ukidoki_orgasm September 29 2011, 15:44:19 UTC

Thank you~! I think butterflies look best in pink!

toshootyouwith September 29 2011, 17:28:28 UTC

That's true, though I don't think I ever remember seeing a pink butterfly.

ukidoki_orgasm September 30 2011, 05:43:32 UTC

No, no! They're everywhere!

[...on television, maybe.]

They're the best color! And they're the nicest butterflies!

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video yosukecantstop September 29 2011, 08:22:45 UTC

[Nothing about this bodes well.]

Is Hitachiin-san there, Renge-chan?

[Because someone should really be keeping an eye on an energetic kid like you.]

video ukidoki_orgasm September 29 2011, 15:08:54 UTC

You mean Kaoru?

[Her face makes an appearance as the butterfly painting drops; and she's pulling a face before shaking her head.]

No! But it's okay - he wasn't much fun anyway. [And now (that we've established Kaoru is a weepy but who is all shades of put out because his brother's not here) the significantly more interested; ]

Who're you?

video yosukecantstop October 1 2011, 23:27:06 UTC

He left? So it must be-damn it.

[He blows his hair out of his face and rubs his temples a little. It occurs to him a second too late that Renge is a little girl right now, and he really shouldn't say something like that in front of her.]

Oh! Sorry. Uh, I'm Hanamura Yosuke. We're...friends. When you get older. Okay?

video ukidoki_orgasm October 2 2011, 02:26:47 UTC

We're friends?

[Can you see the eyes pop and the tilt of her head.]

[Them? Friends? But -]

But you're a big boy. You're, like, college age! [...Maybe not quite. But her attention to details and her finely tuned age-guessing skills are like her boobs undeveloped.]

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video; wants2befound September 29 2011, 08:26:09 UTC

I-It's a very pretty butterfly.

Re: video; ukidoki_orgasm September 29 2011, 15:45:22 UTC

It's the best butterfly! Pink is the best color!

Re: video; wants2befound September 29 2011, 15:52:27 UTC

Maybe you could draw more pretty pictures?

Re: video; ukidoki_orgasm September 30 2011, 05:44:03 UTC

You think so~?

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