VIDEO; 2. oo8 ☇ hung like you're gonna be when i get my hands on you

[nostray]

[GUYS LJ HATES ME AND WON'T CUT PROPERLY SO PLEASE NOTE THIS POST IS CUT BECAUSE IT'S NSFW]

[see renji.]

[see renji looking considerably disgruntled.]

[he opens his mouth to speak--]

--Are you lonely? Do you watch couples holding hands in public with an envious gaze? Is your heart, perhaps all seven of them, ready to connect with another soul? I know

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[ineuphony]

[BRAIN BROKEN IN A MILLION OF PIECES!!!!!!!!!]

A-A-Ah...

[nostray]

MAKA. CLOSE YER EYES CLOSE YER EARS THIS IS AAAAAALL A DREAM 'cept it ain't yer not old enough t'dream those kinda weird dreams IT'S ALL A NIGHTMARE shit no that ain't right either--

I SPIKED YER ORANGE JUICE YER HALLUCINATIN' GO TO BED WAKE UP TOMORROW PUKE A LITTLE AN' EVERYTHIN'LL BE FINE.

[ineuphony]

Oh my gosh. I can still see them in my head... oh my goooosh....

[everything is destroyed.]

[nostray]

Finger down the throat. Finger down the throat. Puke out all the bad dreams Maka wake up fresh an' pure! Yer an innocent flower keep tellin' yerself that keep on sayin' it.

[PLEASE DON'T LET ME HAVE BEEN THE ONE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO PENISES. PLEASE......]

[ineuphony]

[don't worry renji, black star talked about his balls to her once and beat shouted out her that he lost his dick, and soul made her believe that she watched porn that one time... it's just that -- actually seeing it is killing her.]

I'm just -- just going to stay in my room... for a little while.

[nostray]

DON'T FEAR THE DICKS, MAKA. Don't run away from 'em!!! Don't get too close, but don't run away! One day, I promise ya you an' them'll be great friends!!! Hopefully not with too many, an' hopefully they'll be wearin' a special dickjackets whenever yer together, but friends! I promise!

[DOESN'T REALLY KNOW WHAT HE'S SAYING HE JUST DOESN'T WANT HER... TO DEVELP A COMPLEX AS A DIRECT RESULT OF HIM]

[ineuphony]

... I'm going. Talk to you later, Renji.

[nostray]

...

Shit.

[ineuphony]

[good job, renji. she's back to anti-social. with guys, anyway. social butterfly is now a caterpillar.]

[not here]

[maid_of_fthulu]

[How strange. I suddenly have this unexplainable urge to detonate the next red-haired man I see.

...

...it's probably just sleep-deprived psychosis.]