11 ✖ the angel wears spandex (video)

[nostandards]

[good morning, residents of the Thor! what you are currently being greeted with-if you have your content filters off, at least-is everyone's favorite (...?) angel, dressed in... oh god what the fuck is that (slightly NSFW!). behind her is a sex sports shop, with racks full of identical... outfits. if they can even be called that

Comments

video;

[sweetlyangelic]

[ASSHOLE LAUGHTER]

Re: video;

[nostandards]

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

Re: video;

[sweetlyangelic]

How repulsive. But so are you.

Re: video;

[nostandards]

I am going to come over here and fuckin' strangle you with one of these things.

Oh wait, you'd get off on that.

Re: video;

[sweetlyangelic]

I would never get off on something that disgusting.

Re: video;

[nostandards]

Isn't this skintight BDSM bullshit right in your ballpark?

Re: video;

[sweetlyangelic]

It's ugly as fuck.

Re: video;

[nostandards]

No shit. Tell me something I don't know.

Re: video;

[sweetlyangelic]

What's your job?

Re: video;

[nostandards]

Tryin' to sell these shitty outfits. I thought they'd at least be sexy, but it's the complete fuckin' opposite. Not even I can make them work.

Re: video;

[sweetlyangelic]

Why don't you quit?

Re: video;

[nostandards]

Gotta work this job or I lose the suite, and fuck if I'm lettin' that happen.

Re: video;

[sweetlyangelic]

Sounds rough.

[not like she has to worry about that anymore.]

Re: video;

[nostandards]

No shit.

Re: video;

[sweetlyangelic]

[NOM NOM ON DOUGHNUTS. shut up, they've been here.]

Good luck then.

Re: video;

[nostandards]

You're actually wishin' me good luck? Who the fuck are you and what have you done with Stockin'?