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[plznospoilers]

[ Feed starts to a bunch of sketches on the table; they're all too flat on the table to make out properly but they almost look like voluptuous figures. ]

Maybe we should go for Tsunade-sama's size. She's a J-cup.

Really? Kushina's only a D.

[ There's a pregnant pause....I don't think I want to draw either Tsunade-sama or Kushina-sempai on these

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action or whatever /o/

[aflashoffaith]

But, they are comfortable and all, aren't they?

[you know. those shuriken pasties. he can't sell them to ladies if they chafe]

[plznospoilers]

[ Sort of nervously makes sure the guide is definitely off ]

They're comfortable. Really comfortable. I even wore them running.

[aflashoffaith]

[Look, this is really awkward but. Minato can't just do a half ass job, even if it's for something he hadn't meant to apply for in the first place. He would see this through to the end!

...and hide from the ship for awhile afterwards.]

I'm impressed by your dedication, Kakashi. Hopefully they'll sell well... really I'm not quite sure what they expected us to come up with.

[plznospoilers]

I'm sure they'll do really well, Sensei. Did you give up on the kunai jockstrap idea?

[ Pass him the brush he's got stuff to sketch ]

ac... tion...

[plznoseppuku]

[CASUALLY WANDERS INTO THE LIVING AREA sometime during these shenanigans....

just heading through to the kitchen for now but it's pretty much a certainty he'll be back just as soon as he realises he's missing out on potential male bonding time so if you want to hide your various cup-sized shames, fellows, now is the time]

Re: ac... tion...

[plznospoilers]

Hey dad, if you were going to buy a dakimakura, how big of a cup size would you want the lady on it to have?

[ Yeah right, nice try. ]

Re: ac... tion...

[plznoseppuku]

[calling out from the kitchen while making a sandwich doot doot]

Nothing too big. It's disappointing to see something when it's not really there to grab onto.

Are either of you hungry? I'm making food.

Re: ac... tion...

[plznospoilers]

Do you think we should put in body mods?

--What are you making?

[ Starts stuffing things into this pillow to make it more breastlike ]

[ACTION]

[putseroinhero]

[There's a puff of smoke]

Hooooh? Aren't you both lucky!!

I'm in the mood to give some advice!

So ask, the great Jiraiya-sama, the great sage! What is it that troubles you!!!

Re: [ACTION]

[plznospoilers]

[ OF COURSE YOU'D COME AT A TIME LIKE THIS! ]

Jiraiya-sama! I couldn't possibly ask you for information that you could use to create new characters...!

Re: [ACTION]

[putseroinhero]

Nonsense!

Now, what seems to be the problem!

Re: [ACTION]

[plznospoilers]

We've only designed two pillows...

[ He shows Jiraiya some very nice very perverted pillows ok ]

[obstinates]

[you know, Naruto probably does think his mom has nice tits thanks to canon BUT STILL.]

... HEY.

[aflashoffaith]

No reason to shout, I can hear you perfectly fine.

Hello, Naruto.

[obstinates]

I'M NOT SHOUTIN'!

[except yes he is, but more importantly!]

Y-YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT SHIT ON THE GUIDE WHERE EVERYBODY CAN HEAR!

[protective of mommy]

[aflashoffaith]

I can assure you it wasn't on purpose.

[What are you doing watching this anyway!]

[Video]

[peacefulsmiles]

[Ohhh, you guys didn't.]

...

What are you two doing?

Re: [Video]

[aflashoffaith]

[COVER YOUR VIRGIN EYES !!!!]

Our missions for the month.

[Nice save. Steering the conversation elsewhere now.]

How are you faring with yours?

Re: [Video]

[peacefulsmiles]

You... signed up for something like this? [so much skepticism.]

Um, fine. We always have too many sandwiches, so I've been giving out some of the leftovers for free.

Re: [Video]

[aflashoffaith]

We received them in error, these certainly were not the missions I had intended to sign up for.

[You dare doubt sensei!]