If the road to Hell is paved with good intentions, just forget about Heaven, oi // DOUBLE POST

Aug 12, 2011 11:14

[Gintoki's guide feed starts off with a sickening crunch, followed by a flash of static. There's another five-second pause before the video feed actually starts, ( miraculously broadcasting right-side up (but at an odd angle)] )

kamui, sakata gintoki

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[voice] selfignites August 12 2011, 03:24:03 UTC
..That wasn't the sound of chicken being crushed, was it?

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Re: [voice] itsnotzura August 14 2011, 06:48:34 UTC
You even FORGOT how BANDAIDS WORK? Oh, ACE-DONO!

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Re: [voice] selfignites August 14 2011, 07:16:48 UTC
Meteorites are bigger than bandaids.

[OR SO HE HOPES. d y i n g.]

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Re: [voice] itsnotzura August 14 2011, 07:20:27 UTC
I SEE. In this way, you are IMPLYING that your FORGETFULNESS has made you UNABLE TO LIVE in a NORMAL OUTERSPACE SOCIETY. Your meteorite-sized wounds CANNOT BE COVERED by MERE BANDAIDS!

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Re: [voice] itsnotzura August 14 2011, 07:21:16 UTC
ACE-DONO. I can TEACH YOU to LIVE AGAIN! You will learn to EAT, SOCIALIZE, and USE THE PUBLIC BATHS PROPERLY. I PROMISE this to YOU!

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Re: [voice] itsnotzura August 14 2011, 07:21:57 UTC
Not ONE MORE DAY will I ALLOW YOU to GO ON so SHAMEFULLY!

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Re: [voice] i'm dying i can't handle this ohmygod selfignites August 14 2011, 07:29:29 UTC
[oh no.]

I CAN BATHE MYSEL--

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Re: [voice] selfignites August 14 2011, 07:29:55 UTC


[snore.]

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Re: [voice] itsnotzura August 14 2011, 07:37:36 UTC
[that poor, brave man]

I am COMING for you, ACE-DONOOOO!

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Re: [voice] selfignites August 14 2011, 07:50:23 UTC
[bless your soul, zura, how will you even find him?

HUSH KATSURA HE'S TRYING

TO

SLEEP

waking up and crashing to the floor. augh.]

Woe is me.

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Re: [voice] itsnotzura August 14 2011, 07:52:56 UTC
[MY HEART WOULD HAVE KNOWN THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

[oh oops sorry bro]

-- Ace-dono? Are you alright? There was a crash.

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Re: [voice] selfignites August 14 2011, 08:03:47 UTC
[isn't there a song with those lyrics. or was that MY HEART WILL GO ONNNN

gj, gj.

muffled:] I'm awake.

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Re: [voice] itsnotzura August 14 2011, 08:38:26 UTC
[DON'T MOCK MY PURE SHOUNEN HEART YOU ASSHOLE]

Oh. Good morning!

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Re: [voice] selfignites August 14 2011, 17:31:36 UTC
[your heart is anything but pure shounen.]

What were we talking about again, Pardon?

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Re: [voice] itsnotzura August 15 2011, 06:47:07 UTC
It's not Pardon, it's Katsura.

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Re: [voice] selfignites August 15 2011, 16:51:17 UTC
No, it's Pardon now.

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