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If the road to Hell is paved with good intentions, just forget about Heaven, oi // DOUBLE POST

Aug 12, 2011 11:14

[Gintoki's guide feed starts off with a sickening crunch, followed by a flash of static. There's another five-second pause before the video feed actually starts, ( miraculously broadcasting right-side up (but at an odd angle)] )

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[voice] selfignites August 12 2011, 03:24:03 UTC

..That wasn't the sound of chicken being crushed, was it?

Re: [voice] cakefesta August 12 2011, 03:27:10 UTC

No respect for poultry these days, I tell ya.

Re: [voice] selfignites August 12 2011, 03:37:32 UTC

Brutal, it was.

Alright there? Sounded more than a bit painful.

Re: [voice] cakefesta August 12 2011, 03:41:01 UTC

The disrespect for the poultry extended to my ankle as well, apparently.

Good thing the medicine here is pretty advanced, is all I'll say.

Re: [voice] selfignites August 12 2011, 05:56:46 UTC

That's some intense disrespect. Does he have something against chickens? Maybe they pecked him too hard as a kid.

At least your foot's still attached. [worst case scenarios, yup.]

Re: [voice] cakefesta August 12 2011, 05:59:29 UTC

Knowing that guy, he probably would have just eaten it anyway.

Still attached, yeah, but we'll see if that lasts. [THIS IS SOME SERIOUS SWELLING GOING ON HERE]

Re: [voice] selfignites August 12 2011, 06:48:06 UTC

Isn't that stealing? [as if Ace is one to talk about stealing.]

..Well as long as it doesn't turn green or black, it should be fine? [right?!]

Re: [voice] cakefesta August 12 2011, 15:33:36 UTC

You say that like he cares.

Well. I'll let you know in the morning, I guess.

Re: [voice] selfignites August 12 2011, 20:31:05 UTC

Y'never know.

Guess so. Who is he, anyway? Not a friend of yours I hope.

Re: [voice] cakefesta August 14 2011, 17:13:19 UTC

Would it kill ya to have a bit more confidence in my choice of company?

Re: [voice] selfignites August 14 2011, 18:20:59 UTC

Well, considering the type of people you hang out with..

[not that Ace should be talking. really.]

Re: [voice] itsnotzura August 13 2011, 01:00:06 UTC

Chicken is never truly crushed -- it's wings will carry it back into the sky!

And its drumsticks provide a delicious launch pad.

Re: [voice] selfignites August 13 2011, 01:06:43 UTC

But what if it's wings are crushed?

Re: [voice] itsnotzura August 13 2011, 02:08:08 UTC

Crush others, and make a platter.

Re: [voice] selfignites August 13 2011, 06:19:57 UTC

That defeats the purpose of flying.

Re: [voice] itsnotzura August 13 2011, 18:42:57 UTC

But it does not defeat the purpose of lunch, which was the true lesson all along.

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