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2nd flight : video

Aug 10, 2011 01:21

[There's a shaky image of the corner of a book, then the feed settles at an odd angle. The boy on the feed has his hands buried in his hair, tugging at it in frustration.]Auuugh, why is this so hard? I don't want to do long division! How am I supposed to already know this? 560 divided by 35... Let's uh, okay, let's see... Okay, five times three is ( Read more... )

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whichwayissouth August 10 2011, 09:56:34 UTC

[Ahhhh, somebody around here has a pathological fear of molluscs and octopi....]

What are you doing!? Please get that squid out of the viewing frame at once, don't you realize how vulgar it is!? This is not something to be transmitted!

Also, 'remedial' is a real word!

volare_via August 10 2011, 16:59:27 UTC

I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING!!! SOMEONE STUCK IT ON MY BED! IT'S REALLY CREEPY, FUCK!

......[Oh, hey, the Guide was on. He'll toss the tentacles away from it, then.]

......Remedial isn't a real word!

whichwayissouth August 10 2011, 17:29:09 UTC

The idea that someone may put it on your bed is even worse! Do not state those things in public, it's vulgar!

And yes, it's a real word! How else could the fish translate it without turning it into gibberish if it's not one!?

volare_via August 10 2011, 17:32:58 UTC

I'M JUST TELLING THE TRUTH! Don't you think I'd get mad if someone gave me something like that? IT'S NOT MINE!

It's probably just some word they made up. They can't even translate it.

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voice; grimreaping August 10 2011, 13:34:05 UTC

[ do not present Kid with incorrect math! ]

560 divided by 35 is 16! And 5 multiplied by 3 is 15 -- HOW DID YOU GET 40 OUT OF THAT??

voice; volare_via August 10 2011, 17:00:11 UTC

I WAS CLOSE! I WAS REALLY CLOSE!

Re: voice; grimreaping August 11 2011, 20:38:08 UTC

You were not even in the same realm as "close"!

Re: voice; volare_via August 13 2011, 01:00:29 UTC

THAT'S NOT TRUE! I WAS SERIOUSLY TOTALLY CLOSE! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

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[video] stumblelies August 10 2011, 13:46:17 UTC

I think you might need to move down a level if you're having trouble with basic math.

[video] volare_via August 10 2011, 17:00:57 UTC

Hey, don't talk shit about me! I didn't even get to go to school, so why don't you shut up?

[video] stumblelies August 10 2011, 17:18:10 UTC

But it's not even something you need to go to school to learn. You need math for every day things. Like cooking and shopping. How can you not know it?

[video] volare_via August 10 2011, 17:25:38 UTC

["Other people did it for me."] I KNOW ENOUGH TO DO STUFF!

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[video] electromexican August 10 2011, 16:23:33 UTC

[... Where numbers come from? How math form? No wonder this kid's in remedial...]

Who the heck taught you math?! [But then Vic furrows his eyebrows. He's sorely tempted to shout RELEASE THE KRAKEN when he sees the tentacles but withholds.] What's... with the octopus?

[video] volare_via August 10 2011, 17:02:53 UTC

IT'S NOT AN OCTOPUS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. Augh! It's gross!

[Tentacle porn gets unceremoniously tossed across the room.]

...I'm just not very good at math! It's not like you could do better!

[video] electromexican August 10 2011, 17:35:19 UTC

I could help you if you want. I'm pretty good at math actually. [He's pretty good at a lot of things but he won't mention that.]

[video] 1/2 volare_via August 10 2011, 17:41:16 UTC

I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP!

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[Text] chocogun August 10 2011, 19:31:19 UTC

"Remedial" is a real word. Thought considering most of what you've said during this entire post, I doubt that matters.

[Text] volare_via August 10 2011, 23:46:50 UTC

What are you trying to say? Come over here and say it to my face!

[Text] chocogun August 11 2011, 08:39:48 UTC

You really can't figure out what I just said?

[Text] volare_via August 13 2011, 01:01:49 UTC

I'm pretty sure you just called me stupid

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