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[surpassheaven]

--TAKE US OVER YOU BASTARD?! WE'LL TAKE YOU OVER! KEH!

[So the Thor apparently needed medium-sized countries with natural resources for a giant game of Risk...]

[yeah that tells you just about everything]

OI, OI, OI, WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?! YOU MAY BE BIGGER THAN US BUT WE'RE CRAFTY AND FULL OF A FIGHTING SPIRIT THAT'LL SHRED YOUR

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[ukidoki_orgasm]

[...word? bro?]

[she's not even sure, just giving a 'whaaaaaaaat' sorta look to the feed and raising her eyebrows. and then the deadpan; ]

...Dude.

[ukidoki_orgasm]

Nah, dude. Trust me - there are more pointed and subtle ways to announce your victories. The kind that will make people go "oooooh!" if not "aaaaah!"

[surpassheaven]

Subtle?

...

Oi, I'm listenin'.

[ukidoki_orgasm]

[sit down son and let me give you a subtle lesson.]

Well...! Subtly is the key to having an ego and being likable. You wand to rub just enough of your victory in their face to make them jealous, but not enough to make them annoyed or angry.

You also want to brag just enough to other people so that they positively empathize with you, not to the point where they think you're being cruel toward the loser.

[YEAH.] For example, when you win a sports game, you give then a smug smile and say "good game" to the other team, and even high five them. But you do not scream at them. The victory and gloating is all in that smile.

And that way you don't have to strain your vocal chords proclaiming you win, because everyone who sees that smile will automatically know, bro!

[secondary lesson: never say "I'm listening" to Renge]

[surpassheaven]

[WHY IS SHE TALKING SO MUCH]

[OH GOD SHE WON'T STOP]

[ukidoki_orgasm]

[BECAUSE.]

Subtlety can win battles and public political elections, you know. It's a very important skill to have.

[...OKAY SHE'S DONE NOW.]

had to do it

[alcohololic]

Haha, Charlie Sheen-san?

Is that you?

LMFAO

[surpassheaven]

Who the hell's that?

someone had to do it

[alcohololic]

Hahahaha, someone who claims to be winning 100% of the time!

I like his attitude!