Jul 16, 2011 20:31
[At first, the screen shows what appears to be the inside of a mouth. Yes, a mouth. It appears to be trying to eat the Guide, but fortunately, there are no teeth. Of course, the sound of chomping is most prominent, but there's clearly some loud crying going on in the background. Suddenly, Zell's voice is added to the noise.]
What the--?! HEY!! QUIT THAT!
[Zell snatches his Guide away, and the screen is blurry for a moment before Zell quickly wipes the saliva off the camera. Now that that's taken care of, he holds the Guide steady, showing that he is sitting on the floor, surrounded by a group of babies, and almost all of them are crying. Most of them look human, but there's also a couple strange alien-looking ones. In fact, a six-armed purple bug-like baby is trying to crawl on Zell's head.
Needless to say, Zell looks miserable.]
Oh, man... I got NO CLUE what I'm doin'!! I never had to deal with babies before, and now I'm supposed to deliver 'em?! There's WAAAAAAAYYY too many, and they keep cryin', and I think one of 'em had an accident, 'cause it smells REAL bad!
[He makes a face, wafting the air to try and get rid of the smell.]
I mean, I barely know the first thing about human babies! How am I supposed to take care o' these aliens too?! If any o' you guys out there know how to--
[He's unable to finish that sentence, thanks to another baby that has yet again snatched his Guide.]
GIVE THAT BACK!!
[As he grabs for it again, he hits the power button, and the feed turns off.]
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