Six. [video/action]

[completeglobal]

[Good evening, Thor!  If you're bored and flipping through your guide, you may come across the scene of a rather busy dinner show, in a relatively large theatre somewhere.  And although you can't see the announcer, you may or may not recognize his voice as one of the ship's many refugees...

Not that it matters.  The show is about to begin.]

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[It's gotta be action.]

[missthewoman]

[So, Irene was in the audience for this dance show, expecting some quality showmanship of modern dance. Instead, she gets the lovely knight Basch... doing... whatever that was.
Having no care for the etiquette for televised shows (what's that, even?), Irene spontaneously rises from her seat and glides confidently out onto the dance floor. As she walks she addresses the announcer:]

Clearly, Mister fon Ronsenburg would fare better with a partner. If some classical music could be cued? Thank you.

[Standing before Basch, she smiles up at him.] If I may have this dance, dear?

[action it is, then]

[completeglobal]

[Wesker can't help but raise a brow at this woman, but he sees no reason why not. He has to suffer through the tedium of awfulness that's on the stage, too, you know. A nod to one of the people in charge of the comings and goings backstage, and after a brief pause, there's some classical music playing.]

[He can't help but comment.]

I doubt there's a cure for his disease of having two left feet.

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[missthewoman]

Thank you. And, the cure is to have someone doubly in the right. [Just a touch of a joke there for you, dear.]

[action]

[completeglobal]

[Clever, Irene. Clever.]

That remains to be seen.

[video]

[accelerated]

I'm not sure what I just watched!

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[completeglobal]

[oh hey, he remembers you]

The opposite of a "slammin'" dancer.

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[accelerated]

[that is not reassuring]

Huh. I didn't know you could be the opposite of any kind of dancer and I'd never even heard of a slammin' one! You learn something new every day!

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[completeglobal]

[so hey, hey, where's my tissue sample]

Even I'm not sure what the true definition of a slammin' dancer is. But I have no doubt that it's not looking like a tree swaying awkwardly in the wind.

[video]

[neuterskrogan]

No quality control on entertainment here?

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[completeglobal]

Perhaps not, but it does remain entertaining in its own right.

[Entertaining for Wesker to make fun of.]

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[neuterskrogan]

More painful than entertaining. Have seen cell culture analysis samples with more talent.

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[completeglobal]

Hm. As have I. In fact, such a sight would be infinitely preferable to this.

[video]

[pedokinesis]

When do the horrible horror movie monsters rush the stage? With a voice like that announcing this, there has to be a gimmick along those lines coming up.

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[completeglobal]

[Have a face to go along with that voice.]

[He nearly scoffs.] If only this job were so interesting. The stage could do for a monster or two.

[don't give him any ideas, Basch is having a terrible enough day as it is]

[video]

[pedokinesis]

I think it would make for a far more entertaining program. I'm sure there are more than enough monstrous aliens out here in space for such a theme to be manageable...

*Totally giving ideas, yup*

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[completeglobal]

[He laughs] So you're the type to prefer a horror show over this? [Whatever "this" really is.] I wonder if our poor performers would feel the same?

[AUDIO]

[11ady]

Must you really be so unkind, Mister Wesker?

Mister Basch, your effort is appreciated.

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[completeglobal]

Unkind? Surely you're too harsh.

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[11ady]

Promoting humiliation is actually more than unkind. I was being generous.

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[completeglobal]

[you just get a chuckle at that] There's a difference between humiliation and merely stating the obvious. Besides, he is more than aware of the ridiculousness of his situation.