"i can see your wee-wee" ◊ accidental video

[ukidoki_orgasm]

- ours I'll take you for a walk, Von! Oh, I missed you!

[someone is cooing to her dearest and darlingest puppy. she hasn't seen him in, like, forever! the entire time on the Loki, she didn't even have a single picture of her darling maltese puppy. but now that's all fixed because she's home and she's going to take him for a walk.]

Just let me

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[shes_got_guts]

FINE. You know what, you will see it! It's more likely than your assassin fantasy.

[RUN.]

[ukidoki_orgasm]

[I NEVER BACK DOWN.]

Do you wanna bet!?

[shes_got_guts]

[YOU BEST BE BACKING DOWN.]

I do, actually! And I'll win! SO THERE.

[ukidoki_orgasm]

No, I'll win! I most certainly will win!

What are the stakes!

[shes_got_guts]

The stakes? The stakes...

[stakes steaks cakes makes meek sleek sleep sheep sharp shard scarred scarf skirt skort short shirt... SHIRT.]

When you lose... and you WILL. You have to take your shirt off on the Guide. and your bra too. Everything off.

[ukidoki_orgasm]

[ukidoki_orgasm]

[ukidoki_orgasm]

[ukidoki_orgasm]

[the slightest chance of that is almost reason enough for her to not do it.]

[ukidoki_orgasm]

[...but.]

[ukidoki_orgasm]

Fine.

And if I win, you will never touch Matt. You will not kiss him, hug him, or have sex with him.

Ever.

[shes_got_guts]

[what]

[shes_got_guts]

[holy shit she just--]

[shes_got_guts]

[WHAT IF SHE LOSES.]

[shes_got_guts]

[no more sex with Matt would be a very sad thing...]

[shes_got_guts]

[but that would be if she lost.]