"i can see your wee-wee" ◊ accidental video

Jul 12, 2011 16:38

- ours I'll take you for a walk, Von! Oh, I missed you!

[someone is cooing to her dearest and darlingest puppy. she hasn't seen him in, like, forever! the entire time on the Loki, she didn't even have a single picture of her darling maltese puppy. but now that's all fixed because she's home and she's going to take him for a walk.]

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mail "matt" jeevas, renge houshakouji

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action ukidoki_orgasm July 12 2011, 23:39:30 UTC
[still screaming.]

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100percentmail July 12 2011, 23:48:45 UTC
[[Matt could have cared a little less about what she was looking at, he's got nothing to hide and in this situation it came down to a girl seeing him naked or possibly getting killed before he even got to work.

He winces.

That scream won't do and if she brought someone else along to try and raid or whatever she was up to, Matt wasn't going to have any of it. He grabs her by the wrist as soon as that guide slips and pulls her over; her back to his chest as his foot slams the door shut. Now that the door was shut, he puts the gun to her head. The taller man stands flush behind her, glaring through tinted goggles.]]

Shut up.

[[His voice is filled with authority and calm, calm in a bad way, in a dangerous and threatening way. He moves his mouth close to her ear, one hand holding her still while the other presses the business end of that gun to her temple. That same, dangerously calm tone finds itself filling the air once more through grit teeth beside her ear.]]

Thought you could get the drop on me, hm? Shouldn't have been yapping ( ... )

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CAN I THREADJACK THIS? chocogun July 13 2011, 00:02:46 UTC
[Have an angry blond joining the party]

Dear God, Renge, it has been less than one day?! Can't you keep your trap shut?! [he was about to go to her room when the door closes. On his face.]

What the-

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OF COURSE ukidoki_orgasm July 13 2011, 00:08:16 UTC
[this was beyond scary. this chocked right up there in 'scary level' as the encounter with Envy - where he attempted to kill her, and broke more than a few bones - and that she could just not cope with. not when - oh, god - he's touching her. it's one thing to find a naked man in her bedroom, but another for him to be touching her, no grabbing her, and pulling her inside her own room.]

[the sound of he door latch clicking and the sensation of that gun pressed to her temple tampered off the screaming until it was nothing but a continuous whine - a gurgle of borderline hysteria in her throat.]

No - please don't kill me!

[although that's just about all she can get past her lips. no whining, no wibbling, no sobbing pleas, and no reason that she can offer because, really, he sounds crazy; downright crazy. this was her room.]

[after a moment, she wibbles]

I didn't - I don't - [dammit, Mello, save me!] - I'm not...! [- here to kill you. so please don't rape me. you're still naked, oh god this isn't nearly as sexually stimulating or ( ... )

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voice// haruno July 13 2011, 04:25:32 UTC
Renge-chan?

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Re: voice// ukidoki_orgasm July 13 2011, 04:32:35 UTC
[there's some delay. but she doesn't sound...too distraught.]

Hello, Sakura-chan.

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Re: voice// haruno July 13 2011, 04:33:37 UTC
Is anything going to make me believe you're okay after that transmission?

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Re: voice// ukidoki_orgasm July 13 2011, 04:36:31 UTC
...The naked guy is just one of my roommates other boyfriends, I think.

[is that snark? yes. trying experiences and all.]

His name is Matt.

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[video] good_breakfast July 13 2011, 18:25:36 UTC
R-Renge!

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[video] ukidoki_orgasm July 13 2011, 23:15:32 UTC
[THIS IS DELAYED.]

[but she doesn't look too frazzled or harmed (except for, perhaps, messy hair) when she responds.]

Hi, Hope.

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Re: [video] good_breakfast July 14 2011, 05:44:53 UTC
[And that worries Hope even more. In fact, he may have been in the process of pounding down the hallway to the elevator when you finally replied.]

Renge! Are you okay!? What happened!?

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Re: [video] ukidoki_orgasm July 14 2011, 06:27:04 UTC
I'm fine, mon cheri. I promise - I just had a rather sudden an unexpected run in with a new roommate.

[who totally took her hostage in her own room and thought she was an assassin, while she was convinced he was a rapist... silly misunderstandings.]

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whosyour_rikku July 13 2011, 20:57:27 UTC
[At the start of the feed? Rikku's nothing but smiles and exaggerated waves at your return. Until...

Is that?

No!

What the heck?!

Pure shock and concern.]

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ukidoki_orgasm July 14 2011, 02:28:31 UTC
[A BIT OF A DELAY.]

[but she smiles at you.]

- hello, Rikku-chan~!

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whosyour_rikku July 14 2011, 03:02:58 UTC
That wasn't, um-?

And you're... looking like you're okay.

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ukidoki_orgasm July 14 2011, 03:53:49 UTC
Yes. Yes, I'm okay.

[scarred for life. but fine.]

How...how are you?

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supersedure July 14 2011, 19:37:05 UTC
[ Well that was loud. ]

Is everyone alive over there?

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ukidoki_orgasm July 14 2011, 23:08:50 UTC
[DELAYED.]

O - oh. Yes, we're all alive. [smilesmile.]

[with the unspoken; ]

[for now]

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supersedure July 15 2011, 14:30:13 UTC
You're looking rather happy.

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ukidoki_orgasm July 15 2011, 20:39:00 UTC
Well, I'm certainly happy to be back in my own room. [despite all the neeked mens.]

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