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overcomplex in gargleblasted

Jun 28, 2011 17:02

There's a lion in my room.

... A lion. In my room.

And it won't leave.

... Does anyone have a place where I can stay until this is over?

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whosyour_rikku June 28 2011, 22:22:27 UTC

You just need to tame it!

overcomplex June 28 2011, 22:24:56 UTC

I'm not going to tame a lion. It'd eat me first.

whosyour_rikku June 28 2011, 22:31:55 UTC

You think?

[Takes a pondering step back.]

N'aah. It can't be that hard.

overcomplex June 28 2011, 22:38:23 UTC

... It's a lion.

whosyour_rikku June 28 2011, 22:48:37 UTC

It's not like it can strike you with a Firaga or something.

overcomplex June 28 2011, 22:58:06 UTC

But it could attack me with it's ... teeth. In it's mouth.

whosyour_rikku June 28 2011, 23:03:39 UTC

That's what muzzles are for!

overcomplex June 28 2011, 23:07:57 UTC

Good luck getting a muzzle on a lion.

whosyour_rikku June 28 2011, 23:14:13 UTC

I don't need luck. I've totally got this for you!

overcomplex June 28 2011, 23:22:47 UTC

Wait, what? You're actually going to try it?

whosyour_rikku June 28 2011, 23:25:09 UTC

You bet'cha I am!

overcomplex June 28 2011, 23:26:18 UTC

You really don't have to do that.

whosyour_rikku June 28 2011, 23:29:39 UTC

It's not a matter of having to.

overcomplex June 28 2011, 23:40:59 UTC

...

It's a lion!!

whosyour_rikku June 28 2011, 23:49:54 UTC

And I'm Rikku!

overcomplex June 28 2011, 23:55:28 UTC

Are you a lion tamer?

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