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[mirrored_seal]

Haa... Haa... Doesn't look like I'll be going into work for a while. [ there's a slight tremble to Minako's voice. she pauses, catching her breath, before continuing. ]

Anyone know where I could find large amounts of pepper spray? Or maybe a bodyguard willing to work for food?... Edgeworth-san, it looks like I'm in need of some advice. Could

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[whosyour_rikku]

You say you're looking for a bodyguard?

[mirrored_seal]

Yes, I am. I... Who am I speaking to...?

[whosyour_rikku]

The name's Rikku, bodyguard extraordinaire!

[mirrored_seal]

... I see. I... how much experience do you have with this sort of thing? [ fffff, interviewing for a bodyguard, how does she do this? ]

[whosyour_rikku]

I was a Guardian for my cousin back when I was 15. You know, like a protector.

[Yeaah, definitely feels a bit weird saying it in this context, but what can you do?]

Oh, wow, I've fought everything from Raptors to Basilisks to old men with bad haircuts. You name it, I've probably sent its butt on a field day.

[mirrored_seal]

[ she knows what basilisks are, but raptors? did she mean dinosaurs? ]

Really... And the cost?

[whosyour_rikku]

You said something about food?

[mirrored_seal]

... Ah, I did. [ paaaaaaaaause. ] Umm, do pastries work...?

[whosyour_rikku]

Perfect!

You know, I think this is a really good thing we're starting here. I mean, I'm a girl like you so it'll be a total relief and you can be way more relaxed! And nothing'll look out of the norm like it would if you were with some big hulking man in sunglasses chewing a block o' wood with his back teeth.

[mirrored_seal]

Hehe. [ something eases in her chest. ] Yeah, that's right! I can't believe I didn't even think of that.

[whosyour_rikku]

Off to a solid start all ready!

So, Rikku's Body Guarding Night Session Number One: I'll bring to popcorn and cookies?

[mirrored_seal]

I'll set up the movie player and find the really bad horror movies!

[whosyour_rikku]

Awesome! See? This is gonna be fun!

[One thing Rikku's definitely good at is distracting people from their troubles.]