[Video] 6 Bowties: I Was Not Expecting This!

[tweedlord]

[Hey, citizens of the Thor, remember waaaay back when Yoruichi was delivering sex bombs? Well, guess who got one?

If you're guessing this guy here, you'd be right.

And as it happens, he opened it, thinking the golden thing was just a glorified Glade product. Well, he was wrong. He has been mysteriously plagued by people trying to win his affections

Comments

[whosyour_rikku]

What's going on where and why's it a bad thing?

[tweedlord]

[He groans.]

People are trying to get it on with me, everywhere, and I've been...dodging people. All day.

[whosyour_rikku]

Not even a little bit fun?

[tweedlord]

No, not really. Sure, if it's just for a little while it's a bit amusing but then it happens all day and you get tired of it after a while.

[whosyour_rikku]

Yeah, I guess I know the feeling. [No you don't.]

[tweedlord]

You don't sound very confident about that. Which isn't really a bad thing.

[whosyour_rikku]

What d'yah mean I don't sound confident! I'm, like, a figure 8 of confidence; you can't find an end to it. [Even now I couldn't tell you what possessed me to do this.]

[tweedlord]

[...what is that *save*]

All right, all right, I take it back. So you had the boys...and girls tripping over each other to get to you back home, did you?

[whosyour_rikku]

[My train of thought is unexplainable. I have no excuse.]

Um... yeah. [Said with that fake "you should know better than to ask that" tone. She's such an awful liar when it comes to things like this.] Guys, mackin' on my junk; girls, totally up on my business. Almost like a full-time job.

[tweedlord]

[Have an amused look, Rikku.]

Really. Must have been pretty hard.

[whosyour_rikku]

[That icon... omg.]

You're tellin' me. But hey, you'd know.

[tweedlord]

[It only lasts as long as my paid account trial does, sadly.]

Oh, yes. Definitely hard. I should get compensated.

[whosyour_rikku]

[:,(]

I bet'cha you'd make a lot of money.

[tweedlord]

[:'( indeed.]

More money than I'm making at my current job, definitely.

[whosyour_rikku]

What's your job?

[tweedlord]

Making ramen noodles.

Which definitely isn't as bad as the past few jobs I've gotten, but it's still just minimum wage.