[video] Sloth Tours

[urlefthandgrl]

[The video opens up to a man screaming, down on Gaia Gardens in the jungle park.]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaahh!!!! Aaaaah it's coming this way!

[Ran Fan, standing beside a Jeep in camouflage pants and a t-shirt, takes off her safari tour guide hat.]

Sir. I assure you. This creature will not hurt you.
No, I don't trust those eyes! Ew, and its claws! God get

Comments

[Video]

[toomanypetals]

Tch. Pathetic.

[Whether he's talking about Ran Fan or the tourist is up for debate... but from the disdain on his face, it's probably regarding the tourist.]

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[urlefthandgrl]

And over an animal that can barely stay awake. Oh, so fearsome.

[Video]

[toomanypetals]

Feh. He ran away like a child afraid of the dark.

[So much disdain being passed around.]

It's just a normal sloth.

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[urlefthandgrl]

[Ran Fan grunts a reply and gets a nearby banana to give to the sloth.]

[The sloth wakes up, takes the banana, goes to nibble it, and promptly falls asleep again mid-bite]

Ho. So dangerous.

[Video]

[starwolf_leader]

That was the worst case of cowardice I have ever seen.

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[urlefthandgrl]

You are telling me this! Mr.... erm. Dog.

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[starwolf_leader]

Wolf. Wolf O'Donnell.

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[urlefthandgrl]

I am pleased to meet you Mr. Wolf. I am called Ran Fan.

[princemunculus]

Geez, what's his problem?

[urlefthandgrl]

What kind of man is afraid of a furry animal that sleeps!

[princemunculus]

I don't know. Kind of an ugly little thing, isn't it.

[urlefthandgrl]

Perhaps, but ugly things do not ask to be born that way. It cannot help the way it looks.

[Ran Fan scratches the sloth's head a little, feeling compassion for it. Ugly things have to stick together.]

I suppose you want me to bring you one? For your collection of animals?

[curious_copycat]

[It's... so... cuuuuuute...!!!]

Why would he be afraid of a little animal like that?

[urlefthandgrl]

Hello, Polly. I cannot tell! This is a nice creature. It does nothing to hurt people.

[curious_copycat]

It doesn't look like it would! Maybe he has a bad childhood memory about one... But I don't know how bad that could even get...

He does look very nice.

[urlefthandgrl]

He is. You should come and visit this place sometime. This is where I work.

[Ran Fan picks up her Guide and shows Polly the jungle she was driving around in.]

The fresh air is very nice.

[worldturnsshiny]

It's kinda a funny-lookin' animal, huh?

[urlefthandgrl]

I agree. [She holds the sloth up to the camera for Kaylee to see, studying it.] It is not a monkey, but it is not a bear.

It is kind of like a "koala" but... stretched out?

[worldturnsshiny]

Looks a little like an otter, maybe! Wonder how that sorta mix even comes about.

[urlefthandgrl]

I do also. It is very strange!

What is your job this month, Miss Kay Lee.