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[angel_tan]

[Byakuran sighed and took once again to nibbling on the base of his pen. Being a human was making this job rather difficult...what was it that ferrets looked for in a design~? Ease of motion? Correctly placed buttons? Well, tail accommodation was doubtlessly important, but...did they mind if any fabric trailed? If Byakuran were a ferret, he would

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[whosyour_rikku]

What'cha aaah~ing about?

[angel_tan]

A solution~! <3 [He motions with his pen, as if doing so would add emphasis to his completely unstated point.]

[whosyour_rikku]

A solution to what? [Life, the universe, and everything?]

[angel_tan]

Life, the universe, and everything~! <3 [Got it in one, Rikku~<3]

[whosyour_rikku]

[How'd she know~?] Wow! That's a mighty big stretch you're tryin' to solve. What'd you come up with?

[angel_tan]

[It's because her braids are really thought-reading antennae, of course~] Ferrets~<3

[whosyour_rikku]

[Damn. So she really does have superpowers. Let's just hope this doesn't turn in to some Evil Dead 2 shenanigan.] Ferrets?

[angel_tan]

[Of course she does~! When you're that fabulous, how could you not?] Mn~ Ferrets~<3 And their clothing. I'm trying to find one right now to consult~

[whosyour_rikku]

[Don't say that out loud though, or you risk giving her even more of a sense of entitlement.] Wait, back up a step; what's a ferret?

[angel_tan]

[Eh~? What's wrong with that~? Shouldn't we all be entitled~? <3] Ah, it's... [Give him a sec.]

Do you know what a rat is~?

[whosyour_rikku]

Yep, that I do!

[angel_tan]

Good!

Now, imagine that one's been tugged so that it's become very long, and pretend it has a tail like a cat. [Surely she knows what a cat is?] That is a ferret~<3 Most of them have markings on their faces that look like bandit mask, too~ They're all terribly debonair~

[whosyour_rikku]

Somebody didn't really stretch a rat though to like, breed into a ferret, right? [Needs to clarify this before she can think abotu how cute the actual animal is.]

[angel_tan]

Hmn... [He looks thoughtful.] I don't think so, but I wasn't around when it happened, so, I can't be sure~<3 Would it be a problem if they had? Ferrets are very cheerful, after all~<3 They couldn't have minded too much~

[whosyour_rikku]

Aren't rats pretty hissy, though? You think they'd mind getting all pulled and stretchy?

These two. XD <3

[angel_tan]

Maybe they found a very stretch-friendly rat to stretch~! <3