[Video/Action] Culinary Revolutions

[wash_your_dupa]

[It's a slow day at Neato Burrito, and Abed (working as a burrito roller this month) is busying himself by paying meticulous attention to the burrito he is currently preparing; He counts and carefully rearranges the individual beans, rolls the tortilla up tightly, and folds in the edges with the amount of precision one would take while deactivating

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[Video]

[apathetic_seal]

[Nooooo the fooooood]

Did... you just use a perfectly good burrito for that?

[Video]

[wash_your_dupa]

Perfectly good burrito, yes. But it was made perfectly good for that specific purpose. It probably wouldn't have tasted very good.

[Immaturity takes only taste and the fun-factor into account, of course.]

Re: [Video]

[apathetic_seal]

But those ingredients were still wasted...

Re: [Video]

[wash_your_dupa]

No they weren't! Because I knocked over all the paper cups, so it looked pretty cool.
[Beat]
The ingredients I used earlier on all the burritos that didn't wouldn't roll right-yeah, I guess those ones were wasted.

[whosyour_rikku]

Woo! Ace in the whole! [Wrong sport, pretend it's appropriate.]

[wash_your_dupa]

Only took me an hour or two to perfect, too. [Super impressive, eh?] Now only... five more hours 'til the end of my shift.
[Which is not exactly encouraging. At all.]
Feel like buying a burrito, Commander?

[whosyour_rikku]

Now that you mention it, I am in one o' those moods where my tummy's screaming for the goodness only a burrito can supply.

[wash_your_dupa]

You should come down to Neato Burrito. Don't let the lame name fool you, I make a great burrito. Pretty aerodynamic too.

[futurehime]

I don't think you're supposed to do that with a burrito.

[wash_your_dupa]

That's true. But if years of quirky comedies have taught me anything, it's that things are more fun when you're not supposed to be doing them.

[futurehime]

Just, don't get caught ok!