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not_a_chicken in gargleblasted

07 - [Accidental video]

May 05, 2011 11:23

[What an unfortunate time for the Guide to randomly turn on. Zell is currently working his new job that he accidentally signed up for. There is no way he would ever agree to doing this on purpose. This month, he is a model for Sexy Furries, and he's dressed up like a sexy moomba. It's clear he must want his paycheck pretty badly if he's gone ( Read more... )

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artemisaim May 6 2011, 02:18:42 UTC

[She's just gonna...stare at you for a minute, Zell. What even...]

That...looks like an interesting job. [And by "interesting" she means that she's glad she didn't get stuck with that one]

not_a_chicken May 9 2011, 03:17:15 UTC

It's really, REALLY not! I'm stuck in this stupid costume all day while that guy with the camera keeps yellin' at me! It really sucks!

[video] chicknisfinetoo May 6 2011, 03:08:47 UTC

What is-?

[video] not_a_chicken May 9 2011, 03:18:58 UTC

This isn't how I usually dress! I SWEAR! I didn't even want this stupid job!

[video] chicknisfinetoo May 9 2011, 04:45:24 UTC

It's a little hard to deny what I'm seeing though....

[video] not_a_chicken May 9 2011, 04:58:03 UTC

The Guide accidentally signed me up! I'm only doin' this so I can get money to rebuild my planet!

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[video] alizarinsea May 6 2011, 16:49:02 UTC

You look cute!

[video] not_a_chicken May 9 2011, 03:21:39 UTC

Huh? ME?! NO WAY!! This thing is SUPER uncomfortable!

[video] alizarinsea May 10 2011, 18:35:43 UTC

[she's incapable of having dirty thoughts okay]

You got kind of a tough job this month, then? I'm sorry. I didn't mean to laugh.

[video] not_a_chicken May 11 2011, 03:55:43 UTC

[He knows Kairi isn't one of those people who'd pick on him, so he's not really bothered.]

Nah, you're fine. I just wanna get this job over with!

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[video] good_breakfast May 7 2011, 00:54:57 UTC

......... Zell?

[video] not_a_chicken May 9 2011, 03:27:35 UTC

[Nervous grin]

H-hey!! S'up?

Re: [video] good_breakfast May 9 2011, 06:04:36 UTC

Are you... what are you doing?

Re: [video] not_a_chicken May 9 2011, 06:21:12 UTC

Ugh, it's this stupid job I got signed up for! This isn't the one I wanted!

[video] sgmitchell May 10 2011, 14:25:42 UTC

[...Check that out, another familiar face. Wasn't he a bouncer at the club on a different shift?

Or was he a dancer. Nah. Had to be bouncer.]

The faster you go along with the pushy photographer, the faster that'll be done.

[video] not_a_chicken May 11 2011, 03:43:23 UTC

[Oh, if only Zell were a bouncer instead of doing this.]

But I can't do that kind o' stuff!