X19 | [VIDEO]

[abyssjade]

[The video feed starts off with Jade looking away, seemingly preoccupied with something. If you squint hard enough, you MIGHT be able to see some sincerity behind the small smile on his face.]

[Don't look too long, though-- your eyes may bleed]

[He finally faces the camera fully, his expression unreadable as usual.]Perpetual fire hazards aside, I

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[oedipusthis]

[oh hey it's that guy. man he's less creepy when he actually smiles forreals.

EYES BLEEDING AHHHdid something make him happy?]

I didn't see any fire.

[abyssjade]

[Oh! Mama Trollbait! :D]

And a very good thing you didn't! We'd all trample each other!

[oedipusthis]

[DNW and geez he says the weirdest shit ever]

What? Like a stampede?

[abyssjade]

Ten million individuals strong!

[oedipusthis]

What? I don't think there's that many people on the ship.

[abyssjade]

But when you put two ships together...

[oedipusthis]

That still seems like too much.

[abyssjade]

Five million here, presumably five million from there.

Now you understand why it would be a fire hazard. Yes?

[oedipusthis]

...There's not that many. It doesn't seem like it! How do you know anyway? Did you count every person?

[abyssjade]

No, I just read official documents from time to time.

[oedipusthis]

That some hobby of yours?

[abyssjade]

Not really.

I do it to keep up with what's going on.

[oedipusthis]

Yeah, but anybody can see there's another ship with a lotta people on it. Why do you need to know there's five million?

[abyssjade]

I'm so detail oriented that if I don't know every last, minute fact, my head will explode.

[oedipusthis]

[yeah she doesn't believe you at all, jade]

...Do you know my birthday?

[abyssjade]

Is it important?