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crazy_about_it in gargleblasted

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Apr 25, 2011 21:54

If there are harpies on that other ship, I'm not going after them unless I'm getting paid double.

I might have to check out the bars over there though. "Two shots to kill you" sounds like a challenge to me.

!fourth wall boarding, dante sparda

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crazy_about_it April 26 2011, 03:13:25 UTC

[Well hello there...]

Is that so? And how many of the customers do they end up killing?

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crazy_about_it April 26 2011, 03:52:50 UTC

If the answer is "none" I'm going to be really disappointed.

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[action] fatherofdevils April 26 2011, 03:07:44 UTC

[Have another Sparda. This one happens to be touring the Thor out of curiosity.

Oh, and he's also from an earlier timeline. Like... right after the whole defeating Mundus thing. Cool, right?

Right.]

[He's spotting you, and my, don't you look... familiar. :|a ]

Two shots? I suppose if the drink is rancid enough, maybe.

Re: [action] crazy_about_it April 26 2011, 03:15:04 UTC

[Giving this guy a long look.]

Now that would take all the fun out of it.

Re: [action] fatherofdevils April 26 2011, 03:21:55 UTC

[He steps closer, giving Dante a once-over, as well.]

Now there's a familiar sword.

[Only the hilt is visible from this angle, but that's all it takes for him to recognize it.]

I wonder if the ever-popular explanation of "wormholes" has anything to do with that.

Re: [action] crazy_about_it April 26 2011, 03:36:06 UTC

[That's not what he was expecting. And as long as we're mentioning swords, he's noticing a very familiar hilt.]

No kidding. If that's Yamato you're carrying, that sword really gets around.

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stretchingit April 26 2011, 03:12:08 UTC

Not even if they fired 'em out of a gun, kiddo.

crazy_about_it April 26 2011, 03:15:43 UTC

So you're telling me it's all hype?

stretchingit April 26 2011, 03:23:02 UTC

Hasn't gotten me drunk yet, I'll say that much.

[lol but what can right?]

crazy_about_it April 26 2011, 03:43:44 UTC

[Giving her a long look.]

Doesn't count if you can't get drunk in the first place.

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undesirably April 26 2011, 03:17:32 UTC

Er, you don't mean Holyhead Harpies, do you?

crazy_about_it April 26 2011, 03:30:00 UTC

... Do they go around trying to kill people?

undesirably April 26 2011, 03:51:02 UTC

No. They play Quidditch.

crazy_about_it April 26 2011, 04:03:40 UTC

Then nope, not them. I'm talking harpies with wings and claws.

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post_mortum April 26 2011, 03:31:55 UTC

I THOUGHT IT ONLY TOOK ONE SHOT? GRANTED, A WELL-PLACED ONE.

crazy_about_it April 26 2011, 03:37:02 UTC

... [This is getting seriously weird now. Oh well, he can roll with it.]

For some people maybe.

post_mortum April 26 2011, 03:46:47 UTC

[yeah buddy, rollin' like a big shot--]

FOR ALL PEOPLE, I WOULD HOPE.

[beat]

UNLESS, OF COURSE, THEIR HEARTS WERE NOT IN THE RIGHT PLACE.

[ooc: these horrible puns brought to you by zero shame]

crazy_about_it April 26 2011, 04:03:02 UTC

[Dante can appreciate a good pun, so he's smirking at that.]

Oh it's in the right place. Most of the time anyway.

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