4th Wall Event BEGIN!

[shareenjoyotp]

[The intercom flicks on, and after a few vague shuffling noises, a piping voice begins speaking:]

Greetings, residents of the Thor! The Improbability Drive has been engaged, and...well, it seems this month we've, uh, quite literally crossed paths with one of our sister ships, the S.S. Sif! Drive engineers are working on the calculations to

Comments

[makemetame]

FUCK YES

[soldiergeneral]

...OHMY.
YOU JUST MADE ME HAPPY.
/OOC

/IC JUST THINKS YOu'RE A WEIRD FUCKER. 8D <3

[makemetame]

B) ALL MY TROLLINGS

[soldiergeneral]

LALALLALAAAAA~
I WILL SO WAIT FOR YOU~
<3 <3

[anpandemic]

AHHHHHH I AM SO STOKED.

/can't.breathe.

[cakefesta]

GOOD SIR I THINK YOU NEED TO SKIP THE EVENT AND GO RIGHT INTO THE APPLICATION PROCESS

OR ELSE ALL THE ANPAN IN YOUR BLOOD WILL MIX WITH YOUR PEE AND YOUR ***** WILL EXPLODE

[crowbarrin]

Gonna get scientific on this event.

[onlyihavebrains]

Wanna be ~science buddies~?

[crowbarrin]

You are not a scientist you are a monkey that breaks all the laws of biology and physics.

[onlyihavebrains]

WITH SCIENCE!

[ismighty]

What have we done, by lowering the fourth wall

[bustybentobabe]

Wait

If the Sif has the best alcohol ever

Why would anyone want to visit the Thor instead

[cinderella_idol]

THIS

[bustybentobabe]

WAIT I'VE GOT IT

MAYBE THE SIF HAS NO BAR SNACKS

[peed_properly]

alas

a tragic pretzel shortage