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[lotusrebel]

Guys and gals, I got a jug of love potion from the raffle last week, what should I do with it?

It's probably not a good idea to pour it down the drain huh? Maybe I'll just give it someone who really wants it, but I dunno. :/

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[overcomplex]

Would that kind of thing even really work...? ...I guess that's a stupid question, with the stuff that happens around here.

I won something in it too, but I don't need it. A wrap and a scrub or something? You want it?

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[lotusrebel]

I'm curious, but not THAT curious. And I'm not that cruel to prank anyone with a supposed love potion.

Huh? You sure? :O

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[overcomplex]

Yeah. That's kind of...assholeish.

I am. I don't use that kind of thing.

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[lotusrebel]

Thankfully I'm not an asshole.

Not much anyways.

Well, if you're certain, I'll take your stuff off your hands then!

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[congenialsinner]

It would probably be wisest to dispose of something like that rather than attempt to make use of it. Interfering with others' emotions rarely works out to anyone's benefit.

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[lotusrebel]

But apparently it's supposed to be for a good laugh! But I'm uncertain of how to dispose of it cause I have a feeling having love potion in the water supply of the ship might not turn out well.

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[congenialsinner]

There are probably resources for recycling dangerous liquids, both here and on the planet. Alternatively, I suppose you could always jettison it.

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[lotusrebel]

Oooh, yeah maybe I could sell it for a high price there. That's a thought :|a

[thesubsequent]

Dumpster.

[lotusrebel]

But it'll get wet.

[thesubsequent]

Oh. Hm. Then I'm not sure.

[lotusrebel]

I don't know when I'd ever use it, but it feels like a waste to throw it away

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[eatprettyhearts]

People could use something to laugh at.

[Just-- let him fill some bottles with water ASAp, yes?]

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[lotusrebel]

I dunno, I think there was enough laughs for the past week to the past where I'm sure lungs were deflated from too much hilarity.

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[eatprettyhearts]

It could be the turn now for those who were laughted at, before.

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[lotusrebel]

I dunno man, I'm not all into the cycle of endless revenge.

[plznospoilers]

Maybe there's a different way to dispose of it.

[lotusrebel]

Awesome.

I'll drink it all myself. I mean, it already looks like cranberry juice.

[plznospoilers]

And if it works?

[lotusrebel]

I was kidding